Home alone on your Apple Vision Pro, you start to choke on lunch. Your panicked flailing opens random apps. Dazed you try to Heimlich yourself off a hard corner, but it was never there. You die listening to a 12 hour compilation of Joe Rogan clips.
welcome to the all hands. as you know, we had a poor 2023 and a terrible Q4…so it looks like we will need to lay some of you off the christmas gift list this year, but please know that we appreciate all your effort 🙏