Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Phil
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(he/him) Programmer/magician for Atooi and Transolar. I have no sense of humor and also I never lie. I am normal and can be trusted with strawberries
this is your annual reminder that Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled goes way WAY harder than it had any right to do
WISHMASTER: haha, I will grant anything you wish, BUT everything you wish for will come with a twist that subverts the spirit of your desire in a devastating way!
ME: I wish everything I touched turned into a pile of frogs
WISHMASTER: ...uh, hmm.
WISHMASTER: haha, I will grant anything you wish, BUT everything you wish for will come with a twist that subverts the spirit of your desire in a devastating way!
ME: I wish everything I touched turned into a pile of frogs
WISHMASTER: ...uh, hmm.
Every time you catch a crab, an angel gets its wings
what if Furby weighed like 120 pounds
same exact size, just incredibly dense
true, true, we are also all here for a limited time
tonight's rabbit hole is learning about the band who wrote Cotton Eye Joe, who are from Sweden, and their band lore is completely bonkers
Rest in piss
Ah right I should have asked "can you get". I feel like it'd be easier to ship if it were already dehydrated in a jerky-like form 🤔 but again I wouldn't say it's just like jerky, but it can satisfy the fibrous chewy texture need
do they have jackfruit over there? I know it's also not "just like" but it's tasty by itself / with barbecue sauce
Last night I dreamed I was playing a VR game. I was supposed to solve a mystery but then I figured out you could hug the npcs, and they would say stuff like "awkward but ok"
I never did figure out who stole the painting, but I made the security team feel a lot better about it
oh ho these mother fuckers think I won't steal two?
guess what, I'll use ALL the cooking oil!!! 😈
Nyx has gone from yesterday having NO arms, to now laying claim to EXTRA arms ????
surely there must be a way I can get my Windows clock to show "97:82" whenever I take a screenshot
I appreciate that they have a whole gigantic monitor that goes off when little Jenny is up past her bedtime
she was a skater cat, she said see you later dad
don't worry, yesterday I couldn't get two of my vitamin d capsules to separate (without tearing at least one of them open) so I just ate both. so we average out 👍
I am absolutely devastated to have to share this news, but, sometime during the night it appears that Nyx lost all of her feets 😭
"You know what we really need? Child Protection Services." - the designers making The Sims
I know a lot of people feel that death is scary, and I can empathize with that, but also like, dead people never have to go to the dentist and ghosts don't need to ever brush their teeth sooooo
Bast wanted to cuddle but didn't want the sun in her eyes, so she nested just enough under the blanket
oh god I cannot go to extended family gatherings unless I personally drive alone
Her microphone has the too many fingers problem
I'm upset because one of my favorite new Christmas songs is Rudolph The All-Gracious King, an AI generated song (sung by people but composed/written by computers) and it was delightfully cursed and had flesh sacrifices
and now they're just making things which are cursed but not in delightful ways 🥺
I was looking up heritage apples last night and found this link that, upon rereading it this morning, has the same energy of something Elmer Fudd would write after he had a chance encounter with a beautiful girl bunny who was definitely not just Bugs in drag
bighorsecreekfarm.com/winter-banan...
Winter Banana Story
This is an apple that can certainly be called the “Fairest of the fair”, the sweet and lovely Winter Banana. With its smooth, waxy, pale yellow ski
bighorsecreekfarm.comI want to see my car thief's balls shrink when he steps into the sea
the secret ingredient is the microwave
everything in here comes together really easily, and to get the apple slices bendy enough to form a rosette there in the center, you just zap em for about 20-30 seconds, and it looks so pretty
IT IS PATISSERIE WEEK
A proper apple tart, in a shortcrust base, with frangipane cream and a rum-apricot glaze
This is why you carry them to your bed, so that you can steal theirs
If you're sleepy, they're sleepy. Bring them to bed
if I were trying to impress any kind of mixed nut it'd be a macadamia