I am TRYING to win the lottery, I promise!
That guy walked into a damn Rube Goldberg device of divine retribution.
Depends on who he stole the idea of deleting from.
“Why not follow the advice of British editorials and just start skipping meals. Do you really need to eat all that much?”
Oh, yeah. White supremacists descended on the protests to do the most evil shit.
Yup. They also moved into BLM protests and used it as cover to cause a lot of damage, and even murdered a federal security agent.
How can you look at those faces without immediately falling in love with them?
(Realizing I’ve drawn both of them multiple times as I write this.)
He also apparently never watched his own sitcom, comparing it going through your high school yearbook.
He stayed on stage after to do a Q&A and was asked about a Seinfeld reunion. He said no, but the odds would go up if the core four’s careers crashed, which he they were all well on their way.
Just got back from the Seinfeld show, and WOW, was it good! His live stand-up is so much faster-paced than his tv appearances. And he just kept it up the whole time. He was a master at work on that stage.
Going to see Jerry Seinfeld in about a half hour!
I’ve got a few pieces ahead of this, but I will get it done.
That works just fine. Thanks!
You wanted your pfp done in Nagel style. That’s easy enough.
Then perhaps some other day when you can afford it. I still want to make that for you, and I’m going to.
And when I get a bit of time, I am going to do a Nagel style pic of your pfp to show you that I appreciate you.
...now because of that. I know that might not sound like much, but it’s made a big difference for me during a time I get bludgeoned with bills.
I give YOU credit for that, for making part of my life better. You, Marlo.
I appreciate you for who you are. I should have said it sooner.
You haven’t been appreciated for who you are, and that is a GIANT difference.
Disposable? No. HELL no.
I appreciate you. You made an impact on me just a few weeks ago. I’ve never taken commissions before and you - YOU - got me to do it when you brought it up. I’m doing a bit better financially...
Jesus, I don’t know what happened, but you are not disposable. I thought that for over ten damn, lost years that I wasn’t a person worth much of anything, but I realized I was wrong. I still struggle with the idea.
I promise you, Marlo, you are valuable and worthy of love and care.
A lot of my friends sort of drifted away and vanished awhile after my health went to shit a few years ago, so I can kind of understand what you’re feeling. It’s sucks that our health can fuck things up so much that just aren’t under our control.
It’s the place most naturally built to survive an apocalypse. It’s got a small head start.
I just got caught up, and WOW. That guy is a terrible person and an even worse poster.
...makes stealing it feel oh-so right.
Skipping Flonase…for science.
So wait, should I be sending the advent calendar stuff to jake? Cuz I already sent it to your main email.
Oh, hell, that whole “merging your conscious with all living things” really is starting, isn’t it?
Someone on Twitter came up with a Kardashian-specific blocker years ago, so the basic idea has been done. The bigger idea could be done.
He’ll be on the next season of The Masked Singer.
Good lord, how deep does this go!?!
Hey all - I’ve got open slots for commissions again! Want a unique holiday gift to give to a loved one? Why some certified, custom Zappit art?
And here I am not even on LinkedIn because teachers generally don’t even need that.
They’re a gift. You can do whatever you’d like with them. 😁
Back atcha. You’re getting that Pokemon advent calendar one way or another!
I’ll send tomorrow’s earlier. 😂
@realqrampage.bsky.social Hey, I know it’s late in the day for this specific type of thing I sent you, but I emailed you something.
I didn’t know they did that. I’ve only had Pros for the last decade-ish, so the last regular one I had maxed out at iOS 7.
A cop says “I felt my life was in danger,” Tiq.
Judge says “1000 years jail.”