I’m on such a fucking roll today! Every time I’ve shown someone a project I’m working on and asked if they have feedback, they’ve just said, “no, this is perfect!”
God my ego is fucking ENORMOUS right now!
Oh god you’ve conditioned people so much that they’re afraid to be honest with you
This is kind of weird to say to a stranger with whom you have no rapport! Just fyi!
Damn quoting you in my 5 narcissist red flags article for my next entry on psychology dot com
lol ok then, bud, have a good life!
This means you're about to get a bluecheck quality take.
Careful, they’re fragile!
Damn quoting you in my 5 narcissist red flags article for my next entry on psychology dot com
@knilirabaj.bsky.social New copypasta for you.
It’s so good, I actually love it lmao
I'm so glad we came up with it. Entirely on our own. That's fuckin' teamwork.
Proud of us!!!!
Honestly perfect
I work in the field of psychology.
This copypasta gets a *chefs kiss* from me.
No really, it even says so in their profile!
(Now blocked)
Is that why his dick fell off when because you felt good about yourself?
The dick is attached to the body by the suffering of women, it’s actually a terrible design!
Same committee that designed a horse and got a camel.
*cries in still has penis attached*
The worst takes of all time. This site is on the up! Not dying any time soon!!
Thanks Ratch! Someone has to
so cool 😎
it’s almost like I’m in 5th grade again
holy hell what a fucking loser
Well…
bsky.app/profile/thal...
Sitting on social media screaming “Fight Me” every time my ego feels threatened
Ahhh makes sense!
Love the idea of people frantically reading my profile to get an own
Your life is going great!
Lmao you think that’s what I’m doing?
I’m providing context so my friend doesn’t waste their time
they saw a woman on the internet feeling good about herself for 2 consecutive seconds and said “NOT ON MY WATCH!!”
A block so nice I blocked them twice.
Who’s the woman?
This is not a great reply.
Better replies:
It's about damn time someone appreciated your awesomeness.
You go girl!
Q Killin' it today.
What, Whaaaat?!?
Seems there are enough ppl to suck all their toes. Don’t need me to do it too
This is a depressingly boring troll.
Yes Thomas is
Hey, man, real cool. Have you considered not being a rude weirdo to strangers?
Have you 🤔
Plenty of times, but there are times people need to be told they’re being rude weirdos. And you were unnecessarily, maliciously rude.
🤍🏇
I'm going to condition your skull with a hammer
What a beautiful human being!
your family all called me and they said they're disappointed in you. idk, that's just what they said
don’t stop 🙌
It's one of the best feelings, I started talking about a project with some professionals a couple weeks ago and had a similar experience. Ride the wave and keep on pushing.
Oh right, I actually meant to interact with this like a normal* person.
Q, I'm flailing at my keyboard trying to write a draft by the end of this week so I can only assume you stole all my competence and I would like some back please.
NOT ALLOWED! ALL YOUR COMPETENCE IS MINE NOW!!
Don’t even have enough left to describe how sad I am now. Shucks.
that fucking rules you deserve it
Thank you! ❤️
Ego so big Texas had to claim it
we love big egos for people who deserve them (you absolutely do)
Just do the mic drop and go for the thanksgiving break!
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god is a metaphor. god is defined by what his followers choose to believe. you think you stand on the side of immutable good. this is what you have in common with every fascist regime. you have implanted god into your ego. for shame. for fucking shame.
OH MY GOD THANK YOU 😭
this is such a validating compliment, you have no idea
i have something weird going on with my eyelid and i'm afraid my dermatologist is going to be like, sorry you just look like that now, wrinkly hag!!!
I'm just going to give up on you. It is clearly a waste of my time. Have a good day.
“I’m in a corner. I’m in a corner! Nooooo! CALLACAB no! Keep running CALLACAB! Don’t break down yet! Oh God! Oh God! No! No! CALLACAB! Go! Go! Use the turbo boosters! My God, this is the slowest thing I could have made! Oh my God! How?! This is fucking Benny Hill right now!"
-- Jon, Mario Party 5.
you know i honest to god have no fucking clue what's going on at this point and i feel so good admitting that
I'm not *trying* to make excuses. Why are you so... fucking PIG HEADED?! I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TRY TO BE KIND
TO TRY TO FIX MY MISTAKES
AND ALL YOU'VE DONE IS ACT LIKE A JACKASS!
God, you really ARE just chasing fucking shadows! I'm sorry, I'm just... upset with you! You're BETTER than that!
This is what ive been thinking about a lot of so called suicide prevention narratives.
I’m no help to you if you have to deal with my emotions. I need to deal with that on my own time.
Going to a new therapist is wild, ya'll.
Tell a complete stranger every worry and insecurity you have. You have one hour.
I'm so glad I'm working on myself in a new way, but it's very weird to be so vulnerable to a stranger.
Oh my god, there is no such thing as a “human shield.” They’re just human fucking beings. What the fuck is wrong with you pro-genocide bastards?
I am trying to have a good time but there’s just this fundamental cultural disconnect between my weird ass and my lovely, normal friends. Like they took a very chaste picture with a male dancer on the street and they’re like “oh my god don’t let our men see that l, oh my god” and I’m just like
I'm with you on that for sure.
I have a host of songs I've discovered since my mother went mentally downhill that I've thought, "Oh my God she would have LOVED this..."
oh my FUCKING god this is a good one
FYI too- I have the right to fucking have boundaries unlike you.
I'm okay with you being this pressed over my standards.