they’re mining my veins for glowstick fluid
making a pitcher of florida mule (gatorade and radiator fluid) and setting it out for santa
Setting out the puppy bowl
My sleepwalking self has apparently been catfishing as the R2D2 actor
I for one enjoy having my back cracked like a glowstick
This is true for three reasons.
1: Glowstick fluid is mineral oil-based, and will go RIGHT through you.
2: While I try to filter them out, there may be tiny particles of glass from cracking the glowstick.
3: To avoid problems 1 and 2, it contains a bittering agent. It tastes AWFUL.
Drooling? Maybe. But there’s some fluid moving out of my body for sure
might think of setting up something for my self-OC from the other site
Setting my sense of self preservation aside 👀💦
Turns out the self-clean setting was actually self-destruct
Crack my back like a glowstick plz
self-care comes in the form of weed, a kfc famous bowl & rubbing one out
goooood morning everyone, it’s another lovely trash tuesday. i’m sure we’ve all got a lot of brain worms to let loose so let’s get down to business 💕
ALSO this week TT is dedicated to @juniperplexed.bsky.social, post extra good so she has quality content to read while she recovers from surgery
Self lubricating fluid. 😔
I think my eyes are out of blinker fluid
Need my spine to get snapped like a glowstick
Need my spine to get smooshed with a rolling pin
Self-care is having literally nothing but a big bowl of rice for lunch
Setting out organic chicken cutlets, sweet potato chunks, bone broth and some rice. For my dog. For me? I threw a bowl of pizza rolls in the microwave for 4 minutes. Bone Apple tea.
i cannot stop fluttering around your bird bath ever since i got drunk and filled it with glowstick fluid
TFW your lighter runs out of fluid but you're broke so you pull the oven lighter out of the kitchen drawer to light your bowl
setting out a stick of butter for thanksgiving santa
YOU 🏽 should fly ✈️ out to philly to crack my back 🙊 like a glowstick ✨
*gulps* *out of my doggy bowl*
Need someone to crack my back like a glowstick
Dropping my phone in a puddle of kindness & then setting it in a bowl of kindness rice to hopefully fix it