harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.
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aaaaand we’re back!
just realized that since whales are mammals they feed their young milk. can i purchase whale milk? this is a serious question. i want to sample the rare milk
the skeet that finally gets dillo cancelled
tbh i thought it was AI at first because i can’t read the beer & it initially looked like he had the wrong amount of fingers
i remember when close encounters of the third kind was still a good movie
is this why katie gets to control the movies the same way you control bluesky?
what bessel van der kolk meant by “the body keeps the score”
FACE // OFF (duh)
🎶 spider-jizz, spider-jizz; does whatever the spider-jizz does 🎶
if you came (cummed) spiders would you rather they be adults who could run away all over your body or babies that would airlift around the room?