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@tiqalicious.bsky.social
NSFW account. Scot in Alaska. Sex positive. Proud Clussy Enthusiast. Enby Cryptid Fool. 💛🤍💜🖤 Chaotic Bisexual. Queer as in fuck you. Kill Nazis. 36 it/its 🔞
In one of our campaigna, my PC accidentally started a new offshoot of a religion and the first time I actually managed to touch divinity, the power was so strong it vaporised the local barkeep to the wall, and that was a fun as hell consequence to deal with after a borderline miracle success roll
@coochwrapsupreme.bsky.social has just discovered she can activate our bedroom spotify from work, leading to me getting jumpscared by cbat, followed by "I love you jesus" AND NOW ITS LITERALLY JUST CHANGED TO SMASHMOUTH AS I'M TYPING THIS, THIS IS SICKENING
It's like the good part of attitude era wrestling. Sometimes you DO actually want to save moments for the PPV that make the big event feel more special
A big part of the reason why I think session 0 should also be about figuring out if someone is actually a good fit for a game, instead of trying to frankenstein together a group that's perpetually at odds with what they want from a game
That is deffo a valid way to play, but one I have a lot less fun with. Sometimes the implication of what MAY happen is intrinsic to the fun, for some folks
The thing with fudging dice rolls, is when you've run games where you fudge dice for the benefit of making the story more fun/interesting for the players and then you play in a game where the DM has to roll everything openly, you find out it generally leads to less fun games
This is what happens when people treat politics as sports and start treating valid criticism as attacking "their guy"
Every single time
The terrifying part is that a lot of us already knew Biden was fully capable of pushing what you'd given him, even further
We knew he could get even more monsterous in how he treats asylum seakers & you'd defend it the same way trumps people defend him
But you just kept saying the same bullshit
Oh we've reached the part where the "enjoy the camps" folks get bold and stop pretending altogether that they ever actually gave a fuck about minority groups, how interesting, who could have seen this coming? 🙄
I'm seeing a street gang all dressed up as the wendys girl, that inevitably betray everyone when they rise to power and I LOVE IT!
You're one of my favourite little people trapped in my phone 💜
Oh fuck I'm using this. Vapor City West is completely controlled by the McDonalds family and there's an elaborate counterfeit monopoly sticker market
Genius
[HR voice] And they were roommates....
got forwarded an email where someone did not check what was in the thread and now i know all about a budding flirtationship between two strangers
Broke: Field of dreams
Woke: Field of ice creams
3 hours later your concioussnesses are uploaded to the abandoned web
You push through firewalls, fight for your lives against ghosts in the machine, all to get here
As the cybervault door disintegrates you see the figure of a shirtless neon ape wearing jorts. It grins at you with ill intent
Your benefactor sits cloaked in shadows, unable to give you a clear look at their face on the other side of the glass. The telltale electronic tint of a voice changer comes through the speaker. "They're called NFT's. A relic of a dark era in history. But this one is special
It holds a virus
The year is 5029. A corp soldier decked in Ronalds colour scheme chases you down an alley. No.1Burgerboy glints on his chest.
He's the Captain of the McDonald's family for Vapor City West. His giant shoes honk faster & faster as his mindjack projects a promo of a new hamburger in your cybereye
Amazed "The millionaires aren't the ones we need to worry about, it's those damn billionaires" is a real actual sentiment I just saw
The mllionaires worked to GIVE US billionaires
If this isn't an op& this is a real, actual thing you believe, you are a terrifying example of how we end up here
Oh we've reached the part where the "enjoy the camps" folks get bold and stop pretending altogether that they ever actually gave a fuck about minority groups, how interesting, who could have seen this coming? 🙄
Me: The dog and I don't need jackets, it won't rain till later
Me 5 seconds after we turn the corner: Fuck
Not just one of the greatest movies ever made, but the only 3 and a half hour film you'll ever sit through without feeling like it took something away from you
Janus is restoring 'Seven Samurai' and giving it a theatrical release 📽️
SEVEN SAMURAI - Official 4K Restoration Trailer
One of the most thrilling movie epics of all time, SEVEN SAMURAI tells the story of a sixteenth-century village whose desperate inhabitants hire the eponymous warriors to protect them from invading bandits. This three-hour ride from Akira Kurosawa—featuring legendary actors Toshiro Mifune and Takashi Shimura—seamlessly weaves philosophy and entertainment, delicate human emotions and relentless action, into a rich, evocative, and unforgettable tale of courage and hope. In theaters 7/5/24! 70th anniversary 4K restoration by Toho Co. Ltd.
youtu.beI am ready for the big rigs cinematic universe
NO MORE TRICKLE DOWN POLICY!
ONLY THE "BUBBLE UP" INITIATIVE
As a Sewer Socialist, Rat Lord vows to completely replace the Capitalist system with state ownership of business and industry.
My G.O.AT TTRPG is an obscure independent title called tack floor, that's where you roll a dice to see if you have to step on a pile of thumbtacks
[Gradually raising voice] I rolled a 20 Derrick, step on the thumb tacks. This is an OFFICIAL third party module published by me, STEP ON T-
Wait, wait, wait, hold up
...... let's stop and talk about the rat lord some more. What are his campaign promises?
The Timbits, street gang in Vapor City North. Infamous for claiming kills by leaving heads in public trash cans.
Regularly fight for territory against the Neon Promarchs although occasionally known to work together against the Heinz Corporations street soldiers
instead of cyberpsychosis they just inflict a craving for 40 nuggets and a large fry, and your cyberware goes haywire until you get the fix
It would be so fucking funny right up until they fuck it up with DLC
See, I'm telling y'all. Cyberpunk is just a funnier setting when you use our actual brands
The year is 5029. A corp soldier decked in Ronalds colour scheme chases you down an alley. No.1Burgerboy glints on his chest.
He's the Captain of the McDonald's family for Vapor City West. His giant shoes honk faster & faster as his mindjack projects a promo of a new hamburger in your cybereye
The year is 5029. A corp soldier decked in Ronalds colour scheme chases you down an alley. No.1Burgerboy glints on his chest.
He's the Captain of the McDonald's family for Vapor City West. His giant shoes honk faster & faster as his mindjack projects a promo of a new hamburger in your cybereye
Alex, why do I laugh still at the long dick Johnson bit in Fallout New Vegas. Is it the delivery or am I a tit?