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Father’s Day is coming up so this is your yearly reminder to get your dads vaxxed

“I don’t remember that” I insist, to almost everything the Jehovah’s Witnesses are telling me

“I don’t remember that” I insist, to almost everything the Jehovah’s Witnesses tell me

The tragedy of parenthood is that your child wants to stay up late and the parents want to go to bed early and neither of you gets what you want

The tragedy of parenthood is that your child wants to stay up late and you want to go to bed early and neither of you gets what you want

A MOREL ON A LOG???

Sounds like there’s at least one 😬

Hell yeah

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Hell yeah

This is a good tree

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Ty JGL 🙌 here are some mushrooms for you

Ty Rebecca 🙌

Ty LuLu 🫶 here are some mushrooms for you

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Ty Karen 🙌 have some little slime molds too

How do they be so small

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Hell yeah

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Ty Mark 🙌 have some mushrooms

Noooot really, they’re inedible, and very weeny

Ty vGU3RRA 🙌 here are some eyelash cup mushrooms for you

Hellll yeah

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Here are some nice mushrooms

Got em with the loophole

Ty 🙏

This is incredible

It’s terminal

Sorry boss I can’t come into work today I just… I can’t

Sorry boss I can’t come into work today I just… I just can’t

Sorry boss can’t come into work today I just can’t

Absolutely applies to slugs

So nice to meet you

Ohhh baby

Hell yeah

Mummies are a zombie subclass

Practicing my long distance shooting skills so I can snipe the turkey the president pardons on thanksgiving

I hate that feeling, when I meet a frog, of not being sure if we’ve met before

Oh helllll yeah

Oh baby 🙌

Beautiful

Hell yeah

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