Lily Baker

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You're making that one up

Good morning, now a great morning tbh, look at those hips, look at the shape you make

It's a great conversation ngl, lots of her infodumping about how 9/11 severed our contact with the magical world

The more I learn about this system the wilder it becomes

I've never even heard of mage ascension, i can't imagine any other context you would bring this up in other than genuinely believing it

Wait a minute, I just posted the same screenshot

Learning a lot about @melissanarchy.bsky.social's deeply held political beliefs

With a nice lemony scent too

Inhale it to become one with the machines

my usb cable with the fraying wires smells p delicious rn actually, and it's nice and warm, just the way I like it

cloric

I never """claimed""" that, I stated it as the fact it is

"No u" - out, self deprecating, makes the other person feel stupid for having thanked you

"Look who's talking" - in, reinforces the compliment, reminds a person that they're also great

In clown religion, any water shot out of a flower becomes holy

Perfection

Take book

The power of clown christ compels you

Clown cleric who makes a holy symbol out of balloons

❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️

Feeling v v good about sneaking my way onto this list I gotta say

It was hard fought but I knew I'd win eventually

YES.... YESSSSS!!!!!!!

I think the only way out is to fake your own death or set up different accounts for different aspects of yourself under different names and just get all you friends to keep kayfabe

Re: paypal, I've got a friend who wants me to put my paypal in her kofi for opsec reasons 💀💀💀

Suddenly wondering how much people can find out about me even though I'm p careful about what I put online

I will absolutely be doing the second one but tbh I think any assortment of my friends is gonna give that vibe

Okay, this is p much exactly what I was imagining except I was imagining a 3 day thing instead of 2 hours

NO OMG OMG OMG

You don't! It's a gimmick to try and get people to come back! But you can just do several different stories and episodes instead with Trek, have them rotate in and out, have people book in for specific stories instead of just the one - straight up ask people what they want to do before each trip!

3 day story / episode across all the guests in several different departments that you can talk about with each other at the (star fleet mandated) meal breaks?

The branching paths thing from star wars hotel is cool but tbh you don't need to do that at all lol

IT'S SO EASY AND IT'D BE SO GOOD

Holodeck noir themed escape room where something goes wrong on the bridge and when you finish the Captain or the head of engineering or someone comes to make sure you're okay at the end of it

Watching the jenny nicholson star wars hotel video and thinking about how incredibly you could run a star trek immersive experience along the same lines (and much easier)

YOU GAVE UP THE CHASER TITLE YOU GAVE IT UP NOT 20 MINUTES AGO

I am, you're right

I always come out on top

CLEARLY YOU HAVE A LOT OF CONFIDENCE IN ME THAT YOU WOULD DECLARE ME NUMBER ONE CHASER

@melissanarchy.bsky.social YOU FOOL YOU THOUGHT I WOULD LET THAT SLIDE? YOU WERE WRONG

I WIN I WIN SHE ADMIT IT

Chariot racing was the original F1 but instead of F1 it was Fhorse

Look,

Spotify just called me a weeb

I don't quite know what you mean by that but also it mostly felt like a compliment I think

One of my players just reminded me of the puzzle I came up with for last session where they got locked in a room and the solution was "Say 'foe' and leave", I'm so proud of myself for that one

i don't care about big tesco anynore, i want to shop at bug tesco, i wanna see what brand of soup the centipedes buy

Notated

Once the accidentals and umlauts are involved the competition is v fierce

O!

Definitely one of the worse reasons to be all sticky