harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.
discord: bculpsapp
📍MPLS | 37 | she/they
tsk tsk tsk
pov: ur a baby whale & it’s meal time; you face-dock near ur mom’s anus & slit to access the clay like milk from her 5’ long internal nipple.
fucking excuse me? whale milk, trash.
i will own up to being responsible for Thick Piss
but this does not make other thickened fluids my domain or responsibility
if your cum isn’t curdled like a fine cottage cheese, are you even okay bruh?
Cumming one big stream like I'm blasting a viscous mayonnaise piss
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maybe *you* should be more cognizant of how many neighbors you have when you find yourself twerking to system of a down on your apartment balcony. ever think about that??
there’s two (2) asses in assassinated. i think that’s kinda cool.
it’s posts like these why i live in my notifications on this here webbed site
hear me out:
men be like:
oh most definitely but that's why I love double standards and employ them whenever necessary
oh no big dog it’s fine the brain worms weren’t real apparently. he was just dodging child support or some shit.
i misread the message in discord because idk how i’m supposed to be pegging this big dog
unless… is this the election promise? you runnin for president?
keep it spicy & return the favor with this injection of flavor 😮💨
this is how falconry enthusiast RFK Jr is going to end up winning 🦅
correct! i have conversations about boofing with patients at least once a week on average.
the trees gave us all gay fever
This time of year a doctor used to say “that’s not a cold you’ve got gay fever from all the stuff in the air”
i bet the person driving the jurassic park jeep i drove past today gets an absolute ridiculous amount of ass
this might be a good time for me to confess that i 100% have a growing list of 💿🐎 prompts in my notes app that i’m ready to deploy whenever it feels right
🗣️ if you make over 30k a year you shouldn’t buy little caesars because you’re gentrifying the working class 🗣️
discuss.