Orpheus Condescending

Did Henry know about Eleanor's bare-breasted adventuring on Crusade with Louis, I wonder, before he married her?

And DID she sleep with his father?

(Everything I know about these two, I learned from "The Lion in Winter "- so it's probably as accurate as Blanchett's "Elizabeth."🥴)

I live to serve.

Ooh. Mice one.

Damn. Autocorrect strikes again.

Ah.

I'd have gone with a "Hilton: damning with feint stays" line.

And the slunk away in shame.

I find your lack of face... disturbing.

Bravo.

Damn. I wish I knew what this was about. Now I'm making all sorts of perverted assumptions...

You know what would've been helpful there?

😈

Oh, jesus christ.

I have t-shirt envy...

And I don't even wear t-shirts.

Too much audacity, methinks.

Paulette blocks me. I am not her cup of tea. 😉

Just me being emo.

YES. Yes.

That's because they are tiresome.

I learned that word when I remarked years ago that I found it funny that people seemed to have no problem saying "a whole 'nother," even though it wasn't proper - and my mother told me tha was called "tmesis."

It made my YEAR.

We are addicted to outrage, and if we can't find a righteous cause for it, we will dig for one in any old patch of fallow real estate if it looks like there might be something resembling fodder.

That sounds a bit hollow.

It... really is.

Please tell me that's a bad joke.

🖤

At least you didn't get lost trying to find it.

I hated it for a long time. But I stopped listening to it for so long that I like it again. Not sure I'll ever be able to love it, since I associate it with stalking... But I like it again.

I'm going to get dressed and take my daily morning walk, try to get some fucking semblance of peace in my SOUL lest I lose my shit right here in this space and get CANCELLED by some faction or other.

AGAIN.

Sleep well, my dude.

This is everything to me. EVERTHING. 🖤

Christ on a fucking crutch, if people on a putative fucking LIBERAL/LEFT WING/PROGRESSIVE social media site can't have a goddamned ostensibly INNOCUOUS conversation about PEACE...

WHAT THE FUCK HOPE *IS* THERE IN THIS GODFOR-FUCKING-SAKEN WORLD????

Jesus fucking christ.

I don't understand... What on EARTH is offensive about that post???

I know you know that.

And we do stan.

And you did. 🤓

😎

I've ALWAYS hated that song - for the simple reason that the only group of people that can sing it well is a group of musical theatre geeks or choir geeks.

It causes me physical pain to hear my family sing that song to me. And they can ALL sing. They just... all start in different fucking KEYS.

Thank you.

Skip the DMs. I freaking hate DMs.

I will always favour the Maxwell Q. Klinger method.

His only mistake was waiting till he was already in country. You gotta do it in the draft office.

And if all else fails, shit yourself.

😂

Just when you think he can't get douchier...

He out-douches his douchitude.

No sane person is pro-war.

Fixed it for you. 😉

Now that's just overkill. One pictures you squinting in pain as you peruse an array of alliterative aspirants... agonising over your assignment.

🪞

I'm boulder than most when it comes to this kind of thing.

I've always found it a fortuitous friend in forming fiction with flair.

Yeah, but if you pull it off.... you'll be a LEGEND.

366 Day Music Challenge
#139

A Song That You Used To Love But Now Hate:

Lionel Richie, “Hello”
youtu.be/mHONNcZbwDY?...

Back in the 80s, I adored this. It SPOKE to me, as someone with a BIG tendency to have unrequited crushes. Now it makes my teeth hurt. IF I hear it, I start developing diabetes.

Lionel Richie - Hello (Official Music Video)

REMASTERED IN HD!Explore the music of Lionel Richie: https://lnk.to/LionelBestOf Watch more Lionel videos: https://lnk.to/LionelVevo Get Tickets to see Lione...

youtu.be

Now THAT is freaking depressing.

I think that's a call for others to make. It's too early in my morning to be making executive decisions like that.

😂

That is NOT a bad idea!

That is something that might actually be a GREAT way to keep this site from turning into GIF HELL.

REALLY - send it in as a suggestion, man.

😂