Every job is a factory, every factory's a grave, every worker's a wheel, for a hot meal a day (he/him/siya)
Was pretty fun seeing Bargatze get nervous and then push right through it and kill
I haven't watched in years but I'm a pretty big fan of Nate Bargatze and he was pretty good and a couple of the sketches were ok but the rest was just zzzzzx
Having one week to write an hour of sketch comedy seems more like a reality show rather the recipe for good comedy
SNL is like an Artist's Way experiment that proves if you take 25 of the most talented comedy people in the world, in a week they can produce 15 minutes of mid level material , and 105 minutes of the worst comedy you've ever seen
*person with terrible personality*
They're just intimidated by how successful I am
It's not even bad, but that money is not up on the screen so to speak
Steely Dan is so funny because you read about all painstaking care they took recording it and all the top session dudes and then you listen to the music and it's just white dad jazz
If they make another Oceans film, it should totally include Frank and Billy
I feel like America is underrated for writing some weird ass lyrics to go with their easy listening pop
*Tin Man, realizing that God didn't give him anything that he didn't already have*
Wtf?
I believe this is also tied to white supremacy because harmony is the only major contribution to music by the western world
The complete obsession with harmonic structure in music courses stifles creativity and damages musicians views of music for years until unlearned.
There was that study recently that said that this sort of helicopter parenting was much more damaging than social media, so I feel like it's already clear
What drinks do marges sisters offer Bart and Lisa when they babysit them?
In LA, if you called a cab, you had like a 35% chance they were going to show up
My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl
I said no, why? Is he any good
Look, I am also a dumb piece of shit, so we have that in common
Paul McCartney performs surprise concert in your living room even though your wife politely asked him not to
It's very funny when scientists say things like "Cats think you are just another cat". Oh is that what they told you? And you believed them? Gullible fools!
I feel like movies really make you overestimate the number of problems you can solve by making a really good speech
Me: could you make things like 5% more dystopian?
Them: Sure, how about making fast food workers go door to door selling food?
Me: Oh c'mon, that's too..
When my dad tells me to go tell my little sister she's in trouble
I don't believe that David Byrne ever found himself living in a shotgun shack