fix your hearts or die
It’s rough out here when your options for replying to a dumb fundraising pitch from the buffoon heir to the Kennedy name are to either “delete and report as junk” or tell them to fuck off and then only have the option to delete. I want to insult them *and* report them.
Gotdamn! It’s like 4° here. That’s why I’m taking a hot hot hot bath. Trying to store up that heat!
Double feature it with Creepshow and you’ve got an anthology night
Growing up with a mother who announced many pie-in-the-sky plans as facts instead of tentative arrangements made me very gunshy. The walk-back was a dance I grew to hate.
Never told anyone anything was published until I had cash in hand.
Thomson and Thompson in an extended bit across several volumes as Estragon and Vladimir.
@themountaingoats.bsky.social how come your Kaki King and John Vanderslice collabs aren’t on Apple Music? I own both but had a hankering to hear “Black Pear Tree” this morning, then “Emerging” (when I realized I couldn’t, the longing grew and I assumed my new and dreadful form)
If I have to see someone’s dong in Saltburn, it better be Richard E. Grant’s.
How do you ever stop being furious? I’m still angry from a 2006 encounter. One that I actually won. The fucking ghouls in that industry make me wish I believed in hell.
My go-to has been to randomly spout trivia about various subjects (grammar, Charles Mingus, the history of salt, Orson Welles’s cinematic innovations, Pokémon evolutions, etc.)
I feel like one of those admonitory “learn from me, traveler” tombstones.
My kid likes to share endless facts about BTS and other K pop bands and now I shared something with her in return
www.theguardian.com/world/2024/j...
Animal welfare campaigners hail decision as ‘historic victory’ after years of pressure at home and abroad
www.theguardian.comToday’s breakfast conversation starter is about how a friend of hers had a dream about two BTS members being in a car crash. I’m drowning over here (like many who purchased a ticket in steerage of the RMS Titanic did).
I’m literally right now hearing Jung Kook is 29 years old. What will I do with this information? Think of it later while I see if I can reach the trigger with my toe?
You folks have it easy: my every morning breakfast is with a 14 year old fan of K-Pop who will recount pointless facts about band members until I’m hemorrhaging.
Fuck Mike DeWine with a chainsaw.
Breaking: Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine (R) bans, by executive order, gender-affirming surgery for minors, effective immediately. The move followed last week's veto of a broader bill. He also announced two proposed rules that will apply to all care, including adults. substack.com/profile/2269...
We use it at work & I hate it with a passion. The Mac apps lack basic things present in the PC versions. Outlook treats emails like paper documents (make an actual copy to put in a folder? lol, wtf?). If you reply to an email, then send a 2nd reply you have to “reply all” or you’ll email yourself.
Dude had a little dog. Those things are absolutely fucking fearless. He was not walking away out of fright. Little dogs will bark in the face of god.
Batman should show up to hedge fund managers’ meetings and beat them all the hell up. Muggers suck ass but these guys ruin far more lives.
The jangling telephone bell ringtone was cute back when cell phones were new and we all still had landlines. Now it should be illegal and it should be punishable to use it.
Came here to loudly advocate for this one right here. It is all stories, and the shift between absolute heartbreak and laughing-so-hard-I-snort is whiplash inducing.
At every turn in this Costco I have been blocked and foiled by a real life Gerry Fleck, and it’s starting to get on my nerves.
“It’s a Wonderful Life” and “White Christmas” exist in the same cinematic universe, connected by “The Little Rascals.”
5 lbs of edibles will be the “visions of sugar plums” dancing in my head tonight.
This is the absolute truth and I feel like I must be in some crazy twilight zone episode every time I see he’s been allowed to make another movie.
I’m doing the British Crime Writers Association list plus the Mystery Writers of America list (lots of overlap means I get to check books off both lists and feel very virtuous 😁)
Read a recent bit about “should you take off your shoes when you come inside the house” and learned that scientists have tested and found like 99% of shoes have some fecal residue on them. Just saying…
My dude, you oughta see this whole-ass abandoned Catholic Church and attached school we went into one time.
Guess you could say he really bumbled into that one. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Andrew Taake was turned in by a Bumble user who used the dating app to try to elicit confessions from Donald Trump supporters who took part in the Capitol attack.
www.nbcnews.comThe whole episode was like that. I hope that one’s not brought back for additional episodes.