Relax, Scarfy.
Reflect.
Breathe.
Slow down.
Slow... down...
Relax, Scarfy.
Reflect.
Breathe.
Slow down.
Slow... down...
:( *holds softly* I'm always open/available on Telegram if you need a (floppy) ear.
I'm always available too, if you need a (floppy) ear to vent or to listen, Ren!
yeah, slow down nerds, i don't need lightspeed hot takes, relax.
i'm gonna need you all to slow down on this road, Savonarola
i'm gonna need you all to slow down, Savonarola
so yesterday was people On Here telling Neil Gaiman and Ursula Vernon that their families should starve and today it's a publisher sending one (1) singular, book-ambivalent child on an expensive cruise to talk about their top-of-list title and I'm just gonna go sit in a corner and hyperventilate
you got to slow down (slow down) sweet talkin woman (slow down)
TFW you need to slow down on the mushrooms
@grimmycoyote.bsky.social *holds you softly* If ya' ever want to vent, know that my Telegram/Discord PMs are open, as are my floppy ears, yotey fren.
SLOW DOWN SLOW DOWN hang onnnnnnnnn I'm still on kiss 100 boys in bars
SLOW DOWN!
SLOW DOWN!
PULL UP!
SPEED UP!
SLOW DOWN!
SLOW DOWN!
/splash
We need to slow down so I can catch you
We need to slow down so you can catch me
Slow down there, Einstein. I'm gonna need you to unpack that.
you got to sloooooooow down (slow down) sweet talkin woman (slow down)