Kristi Noem: "Oh, wait, it's sharks he's afraid of! We all confuse sharks with dogs, right? Sometimes their hair stands up in the back and makes them look as if they have little dorsal fins?"
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Noooo! Cookie-cutter sharks are the bestest of sharks. Just look at their happy little faces.
Sharks such as bamboo and dogfish have aplesodic whereas sharks like the lemon and hammerhead have plesodic.
The bamboo and epaulette shark, Orectolobiforms, are nicknamed "walking sharks". These walking sharks can give some credit to their walking abilities to these very flexible pectoral fins.
OH WAIT!
I DO own something with sharks on it.
I have socks that have sharks with laser beams!
Give me the genetically engineered sharks, the sharks with octopus tentacles, the sharks with laserbeams strapped to their frikkin' heads, the zombie sharks yearning to breathe free, the sharks which are formed from the cold hand of Death itself. Give me all of them, preferably in marathon form.
What do chocolate and Kristi Noem have in common?
They both kill dogs.
as it turns out, he's actually afraid of loan sharks
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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You are more likely to die from a bicycle accident, lightning strike, or mauling by alligator or bear than by a shark attack
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Wait, can they actually fit sharks in them now?
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These unique Orectolobiformes have such flexibility that during station-holding they are even able to bend their fins up to 165 degrees!
This flexibility also allows angel sharks and other unique sharks to undulate their pectoral fins! (imo, this isn't talked about enough!)
It's the Futurama 80s guy talking about how Sharks don't look back because they don't have necks - If you keep moving forward, nobody can possibly keep up with all the bullshit that spreads.
If the dogs rose up and got Kristi Noem it would also be funny
i’ve never registered these sorts of anthro sharks as sharks, rather just dogs
Greenland sharks have been found with polar bears and reindeer in their stomachs.
Tiger sharks have been found with penguins and porcupines in their stomachs.
And across the world, sharks and octopuses shed a tear of sorrow because they have been forsaken. All the baby sharks will hear tales from their parents about have THE DR. McAnulty ride them into battle.
'It swims and eats and makes little baby sharks, that's all."
I think that’s wonderful, we should all be as respectful and in awe of them - spiders and sharks.
kristi noem shoots puppies. we love dogs and think that’s f̶u̶c̶k̶e̶d̶ messed up
Wait — did Kristi Noem confuse someone with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un? (via @joshtpm.bsky.social)
Scenes from the Kristi Noem Implosion
I assume you’re familiar with Kristi Noem/Cricket the executed dog discourse. But...
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I’m going to start a tampon company called Little Sharks. And the tampon dispenses look like little sharks.
