you know what they say /
never waste a friday night on a first date
good morning, from the cuntiest bitch in the casino exiting the building
Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis) — you know what they say / never...
Hopefully you didn’t?
oh no, i went to work and had a worthwhile night
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you know what they say / never waste a Friday night on a first date
you know what they say / never waste a friday night on a first date
"You know what they say... never waste a Friday night on a first date..."
As long as I don't have to waste a Friday night on a first date 😘
someone recently said “never waste a Friday night on a first date” and I think that’s advice we should all live by.
Had our first date with someone special to me. which went long enough to hit their valentine's day. I say it was a damn good night and first official date night. <3 Love you hun
Oh cripes, I hope you had a good night to make the hangover worthwhile.
"NO MARXISM RANT. I'm on a FIRST DATE! You PROMISED!" - my date to her girlfriend last night.
if you went inside on a first date and they had a cushioned toilet seat , would you leave ?
What are you doing on social media on a Friday Night?
...Oh, right. The snow. And cold. And--Is that a penguin?!
Never mind, as you were.
I made a reference to this song on a first date last night and it went REALLY WELL
Woke up with the song in my head, I’m pretty sure it’s this threads fault
I didn’t say that: I wished you a good night last night and went to bed. Please, please keep going though; I love clowns
I see you too know how to have a good time on a Friday night
it's friday night, you know what that means!
(if you see me around drugs and alcohol, no you didn't)
What do you do on a Friday night in Chicago when you don’t know anyone
You know how to spend a Friday night.
it’s Friday night and I’ve had a drink so you know what that means!!!
(listening to Blowback podcast while I take a shower and then finishing some work emails before bed)
Girl i went on date with last night : "So... you say 'Bro' a lot, huh?"
Me: unfortunately....yeah...bro...