The face of a boy who’s been locked inside on a warm, sunny day to give the frog with which he wanted to play time to find shelter.
The face of a boy who’s been locked inside on a warm, sunny day to give the frog with which he wanted to play time to find shelter.
😾💭ᶠᵉʷᵐⁱⁿ
Crying at the door as if the worst possible thing was happening to him 🤦♀️
😄🤦♀️
😿💭ˢᵒ ᵘⁿᶠᵃⁱʳ ⁻ ʷʰʸ ʷᵒⁿ'ᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ʰᵃˢˢˡᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠʳᵒᵍ ⁻ ʰᵒʷ ᵈᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ʳᵘⁱⁿ ᵐʸ ˡⁱᶠᵉ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ
"if it wasn't for that pesky human..." 🗯️🐈⬛ (🐸)
ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃⁱᵈ "ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃᶜⁱᵈ
ⁱᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᶜʰᵃⁿᵍᵉᵈ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ⁱᵗ ᶜʰᵃⁿᵍᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ"
ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃⁱᵈ "ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉᵈᵍᵉˢ ᵍᵒᵗ ˢᵒ ʲᵃᵍᵍᵉᵈ
ⁿᵒʷ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʷ ᵗʰᵉⁿ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ᵇᵉ ᵘⁿˢᵉᵉⁿ"
ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵒˡᵈ ᵐᵉ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵃⁿᵗᵃˢᶦˢᵉᵈ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵐᵉ ʳᶦᵖᵖᶦⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘ ᶦⁿ ʰᵃˡᶠ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ⁿᵒʳᵐᵃˡ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍˢ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃᶦᵈ
Update $-33 / $1100
ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈ ᴵ ʳᵉᶜᵒᵍⁿᶦᶻᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿᵗ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᶜʰᵉᵉᵏᶦˡʸ ˢⁿᵉᵃᵏ ᵃ ᵈᵒⁿᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿ ᵗᵒ ᵐʸ ᵖᵃʸᵖᵃˡᵎ ˡᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᵗʰ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵃʳᵗ ᵒʳ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍᵎᵎ
I’ve made less then 100 from my pet sitting job this month and unemployment refuses to give me aid. I have no savings left and my bank account has been in the negatives for 3 weeks 🥲
#artcommissions
ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵐᵘᵐᵇˡᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᵈᵈⁱᵉ‧ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᵈᵈⁱᵉ ᶜᵃⁿⁿᵒᵗ ʰᵉᵃʳ ʸᵒᵘ‧ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢʰᵒᵗ ᵈⁱᵈ ⁿᵒᵗ ˢʰᵒᵒᵗ‧ ᵗʰᵉ ˡⁱᵇʳᵃʳⁱᵃⁿ ᵃᶜᵏⁿᵒʷˡᵉᵈᵍᵉˢ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʳᵉˢᵖᵉᶜᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵒⁱˢᵉ ˡᵉᵛᵉˡˢ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰⁱˢ ˡⁱᵇʳᵃʳʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ʷʰⁱˢᵖᵉʳˢ ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘ "ⁱᶠ ʸᵒᵘᵈ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶜʰᵉᶜᵏ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᵘʳ ˡᵃᵗᵉˢᵗ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵒᶠ ˢᵏⁱˡˡ ⁱˢˢᵘᵉ ⁱᵗˢ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉᵗᵘʳⁿ ˢʰᵉˡᶠ ⁿᵉˣᵗ ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʳⁱᶻᶻ"
Today we'll be discussing bisexuality in theropods and how only having one hole was beneficial to genomic diversity in species.
You see, most male theropods were as receptive to receiving as they were ᵗᵒ ᵍⁱᵛⁱⁿᵍ. ᴴᵉʸ ʷᵃⁱᵗ ʷʰʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵘʳⁿ ᵐʸ ᵐⁱᶜ ᵒᶠᶠ ᵂʰᵃᵗ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ ᵐʸ ᴾʰᴰ ⁱˢⁿ'ᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡ ᴸᵉᵗ ᵍᵒ ᵒᶠ ᵐᵉ
There was a bike rally in the village the other day. The boy wanted to go out to look at the bikes. Fair enough, but he was wearing a The Who t-shirt.
He was very confused when my partner and I shouted 'Bell boy!' at him, poor lad.
ˢʰᵒʷ ᵐᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᵃᵐᵖᶦᵒⁿ ᵒᶠ ˡᶦᵍʰᵗ, ᴵ'ˡˡ ˢʰᵒʷ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵉʳᵃˡᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵈᵃʳᵏⁿᵉˢˢᵎ--- 🎶
AUUGHHHHHGHGH!!!!
Morning everyone.
Attributed, if he really said it?, to Mark Twain, “ If the first thing you do each morning is to eat a live frog, you can go through the day with the satisfaction of knowing that it is probably the worst thing that is going to happen to you all day long.”
#wisdom
Kissinger asks a frog to carry him across a river. The frog worries that he'll murder millions. But Kissinger argues they would both drown if he did. The frog agrees, but midway, Kissinger murders millions, including the frog carrying him. Kissinger makes it to shore and is invited to a party.
he blushes in green, the bells on his head kind of give him a frog silhouette. he's happy to see me, like a frog. I don't know if you don't see it how to help you
One of our neighbours is playing 'Killing in the Name Of' very quietly. I have mixed feeling about it - I'm glad they're being considerate, but it seems like an odd choice of song to be this considerate with. It's like ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᴵ ʷᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵈᵒ ʷʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵉˡˡ ᵐᵉ
Time to tax the churches if he can casually drop $40k on hiring a hit man, wasn't actually earmarked for the poor and needy was it...
Especially if that frog gets into that rocket. History tells us that those tend to be one way rides for the poor animals inside.
#GameTunes
#MusicChallenge
11/2 Leap-frog
Peace Frog - Doors
It almost rhymes with the prompt. Almost.
Also was anyone else exposed to the Doors as a little kid and thought this was about a poor wee frog dying in the road?
youtu.be/22GEvDupWGo?...
ᴬⁿᵈ ᴵᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘ’ˡˡ ˢᵉᵉ ᵗʷᵒ ˢᵉᵗˢ ᵒᶠ ᶠᵒᵒᵗᵖʳᶦⁿᵗˢ ʸᵒᵘ’ʳᵉ ⁿᵉˣᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ, ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ᵐʸ ᴬᵖʰᵉˡᶦᵒⁿ HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY @demonpaws.bsky.social
Here's to many many more, i love you sweetie. so much. ;;<3
Not to out-poor you, but I remember telling a friend that we were so poor, the only thing we had to play with were the ticks on the dog. He replied that he and his brothers were so poor that they had to pee on each other to stay warm!
He is so cute. I wanted to recruit the poor boy.
I didn't play the Lyre right the first time and he kept insulting me for it. 😂 I was just the destroyer of musical instruments to him.