asked for the Baddest but they gave me the Worst
asked for the Baddest but they gave me the Worst
Canadian. I asked the Pharmacist for MMR booster and they gave me one. Free.
i asked for bleu cheese dressing but they gave me ranch. i’ll live. i guess.
They already gave us the worst economics school of thought on the planet, but I didn’t know there was a competition for worst semiotics school.
That just gave me the WORST idea for a dystopian story.
It was about time honestly! But they gave me even more than I’d asked for so 🎉
I asked for medium heat level on the wings. They gave me reduce Jennifer Lawrence to tears level.
they gave me the worst antipsychotic ever, it seems. risperidone is absolutely awful
My partner changed her hotspot password.
I asked her for the code, but she just gave me the wife-eye.
Over the weekend I helped the hoomans with laundry again. At first they asked me to move, for some reason, but then they saw the error of their ways and gave me scritches.
#CorgiCrew #corgi #corgisky
Hey I ordered a hairdryer but they put a dang… they gave me a dang…. they put a ray gun in the box, it looks like! I bet I could shoot lasers with the space weapon they gave me, that they sent instead of the hair dryer that I asked for!!!
Ага... Це як
- I am the baddest
- WORST
:DDD
Доречі, про Мерфі ще не знаю. Дайті будь ласка.
My parents say they gave me everything i asked for. I never asked for anything, because I figured that's what they wanted
Baddest do, what the baddest do (hey)
The baddest do (hey), we the baddest, ooh