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"We're still looking for the driver of that breadtruck that fell on him," one detective said.

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"Of course we'll still rip them off," said one Target representative.

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"Get on with it," said one fed-up woman.

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Of course.

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Happy little accident.

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"If it's not the fall of mankind, I'm going to be disappointed," said one really exhausted looking woman.

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"The suspect reached for something in their diaper," one officer insisted.

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"It Was The Best Deal!" Says Idiot.

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"The less said about her brother's back-alley abortion services, the better," said one officer.

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Never mind. It stopped.

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The babe with the power.

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Now with more Nostalgia!

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"I said the quiet part outloud again, didn't I?" he added.

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The second hardest thing is hearing all that screaming.

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The second hardest thing is hearing all that screaming.

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Fans were wrong the whole time!

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Building the American Dream one body at a time!

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"No justice for working-class criminals like me," the mugger said.

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I prefer the Roadkill Motor Lodge.

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Because what if the internet goes out of business one day?

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"I like the way they dance before they stop moving," the man said.

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They've seen too much.

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"You don't want to know where he pulled me out from," said one rabbit.

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And getting worse by the second!

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Always a first time for second chances.

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