When your love language is trying to kill each other. Literally.
Vira — When your love language is try...
- Do you fantasise about killing me?
- Yes.
- Tell me, how would you do it?
- With my hands.
- *Oh, stop it you flirt! 🤭
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Tell me, when you hear Terror Attack. Who do you think of? How do you suggest we stop it? Tell your wonderful plan to stop Terrorism. World leaders would LOVE to hear it.
Well-intentioned grandma: How do you guys [me and my boyfriend] do that?
Me: Do what?
Grandma: You guys just...talk to each other. And tell each other what you want.
Me: You mean communicate? Yes...yes, we do that.
Grandma: Yeah, I know, but not everyone does that
The bar is literally in hell
It was very difficult not to say "do you mind? Your love disgusts me and disrupts my fantasies of killing someone with my bare hands."
‘How does it feel
To treat me like you do?
When you've laid your hands upon me
And told me who you are
I thought I was mistaken
I thought I heard your words
Tell me how do I feel
Tell me now, how do I feel’
How does it feel
To treat me like you do?
When you've laid your hands upon me
And told me who you are
I thought I was mistaken
I thought I heard your words
Tell me how do I feel?
Tell me now, how do I feel?
How does it feel
To treat me like you do?
When you've laid your hands upon me
And told me who you are
I thought I was mistaken
I thought I heard your words
Tell me how do I feel
Tell me now, how do I feel
That sounds horrible, my love! I won't let that happen to you! You can tell me about it when we see each other later if that would help.
That we both can share I hope we always communicate with each other how we do now I appreciate your thoughtful response and your caring attitude to show me that you are worried about your actions affecting me I love you deeper for that it means a lot to me when you listen even if it’s a word mess
genuinely love when people infodump. you know a lot about a specific topic?? and you want to tell me all about it??? YES DO IT IM LITERALLY ALL EARS
If you tell me “the contract doesn’t need that language because our company would never do that”
first, don’t be naive, yes it would
second, why do you care about the prohibition if you’d never do it anyway.
I would kill to be your clothes
Cling to your body and hang from your bones
But I could make a mark If you would let me start
You've been feeling smaller
Take a different number
Like you do
Like you do
When you talk about it
You don't want to hear it
Tell me more, tell it all, can you take it
♫ How does it feel
To treat me like you do?
When you've laid your hands upon me
And told me who you are
I thought I was mistaken
I thought I heard your words
Tell me how do I feel
Tell me now, how do I feel ♪
My new question: “what do you do with your time?” Rather than “what do you do for work?”
If you want to tell me about your job you could answer that way. If you want to tell me about your hobbies you can.
Me: *texts a hyperspecific linguistics question*
My wingman: “Why do you need to know that?”
Me: “It’s trying to flirt with someone.”
Me: “*I’m* trying to flirt with someone.”
Me: “It’s not wearing its reading glasses.”
if you tell me to do something, even when i was already going to do it, i will *NOT* do it, and then Yes, i will feel bad about not doing it for you.
pda/rsd combination is always fucking cooking btw. banger combination
I disagreed with you and was polite about it. Are you trying to tell me I'm not allowed to disagree with you on a matter of language?
First I would pinch myself because I would think I was dreaming,then I would say"this is really happening?"You would probably laugh and tell me, yes.Do you want me to prove it to you? And I would beg you"yes, please fuck me and let me touch your hairy chest and beard with my hands while you do it."
i love when people send me messages on slack when my status is 🤒. do you think i'm going to respond to you? i hope you do. i hope you cry about it
You like it
When I let you walk over me
You tell me that you like it
Your love is killing me 🌬️🎶⌛️
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I honest to God hope not only that you never stop loving each other, but also that you never stop openly talking about how much you love each other bc it genuinely brings so much light into this grim little world and gives me hope I may one day be just as fortunate as you two. Haters be damned.
a friend, trying to encourage me because they love me: you can do it!!
my very-sick brain: fuck you! now i can’t do it. i hope this is what you wanted when you said the thing.
YOU SAY YOU KNOW ME, IS IT REAL?
OR DO YOU FANTASISE ABOUT THE THINGS YOU REALLY WANNA FEEL?
I KNOW YOU FANTASISE ABOUT THAT LIFЕ YOU REALLY WANNA BUILD
It took me MANY years to learn the lesson behind this rhyme:
Don't tell your friends about your indigestion,
"How do you do" is a greeting, NOT a question.