Spark Elation 💥

No Ragrets

Spark Elation 💥 @alf.schlongalaxy.space

09 May

technically they arent buttholes I know

one year ago today:

I was there on several different accounts lol I have good and bad memories

*nods* *a lot*

honestly this place scares the shit out of me

I wish for everyone being able to make their relationship be whatever they wanna negotiate with their partners and all the gendered relationship expectations being whatever they wanna make em be together

If I wasn’t posting this crap here I’d be texting you all damn day lol

what if I just went back to metafilter

rough ain’t it

I’m definitely on the fence about which one I’m feeling most lol

I could do the funniest thing

oh shit in 40 minutes it will mark one year since I joined bsky

Modern life is mostly fucking with buttons to make it more bearable

that song lives so integrally inside me

Deep cut hell yeah

this job could have been a vacation

for real that place fucking rules

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|❕all bangers |
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I see replies like that then wait for the inevitable vote battle to keep it from getting downvoted all to hell and then feel stacks of feelings

yeah I got trauma so what

what hurts is that I saw someone I loathed for more than a decade turn it around and show up for people like me in ways that I need all y’all to be showing up everyday. Live that example in your actions.

hey, cis dudes: y’all gotta big ass gap to fill. He left you the playbook go read it.

it’s kind of wild to look back at it

I was very caught off guard by how hard I started crying when I found out

observational response skills off the charts with him. What an incredible loss

the shit talking disrespect shown towards the woman was rank as fuck. And people wonder why I hate working in tech.

Spark Elation 💥 @alf.schlongalaxy.space

pro tip: don’t talk shit about an industry certification when you find out a woman has it

(not happening here, elsewhere, just wanted to share some good advice)

08 May

I had to clap the hell out of some cis men at work today for some rancid behaviors on display and it was not pretty and yeah I got a fuckin problem with it. I’m Handling It but goddamn I hate that shit.

AWW YEAH!

another favorite format of mine is the three line ender that goes like this for an example:

with anxiety,
I remain,
Terrified of your response,
(my name)

well played 🤣

I love how it does double duty as a smoke alarm tester “batteries still good hell yeah brother”

Oh hey I know that place

this project could have had zero scope

ending work emails with sincerely (comma) and nothing else so they can fill in the blank with exactly the sentiment I meant

self attestation for the lose

oh yeah I deal with all kinds of huge disagreements and passionate conflicts that can get downright messy as hell in my work life and we can always laugh afterwards and go grab lunch and talk about it like it was no big deal, it’s the online to real world divide where I get skeeved out

*nods*

“learning and growing*

god I’m such a fucking hopeless lesbian *cursez*

the blood gives it away

uhhhh so, I’m not younger and uhhh Let’s Say I Had A Friend Who Was Like That Still

God I suck at peopling in reality sometimes I have no clue

(it was secluded I don’t want anyone think I was being impolite!)

I dilated in a park on it lol

🫣 I’m scared

as an anarchist it is my duty to absolutely disrespect my trans flag and treat it like garbage all the time. I don’t even know where the fuck it is but I do recall it’s got blood on it and it’s muddy