Birb

earlier today, in fact

Hey, hi, love your face 😍

Not incorrect

It's either that or I hit everyone and hurt my own feelings

Just kinda floating and waiting for the next thing except idk what that is exactly so I shall keep on floating

"send a poke!"

Can't complain!

Well, could, but won't, lol

Oh sorry you said metaphor

Ted Lasso?

HI!

🥹

Who doesn't love vaporware?

I don't!

I'm just... not on here much 😭

Schrodinger's Asshole

The two "worst best" cities to pick besides maybe Philly, although it probably would've been broken there instead

I've got one of those!

*fumbles for the right response for the vibes*

Uh... pretty hot, could be hotter, or whatever I guess idk

(I like your face)

1337 h4xørz etc

*chirp* or whatever

"not tall" is important

*withholds flattery*

The tribe with the green and blue squares thing blows my mind

twitter.com/cpettway79/s...

I know it's from the bad place but related to amazing pet names

Queen Christine on X: "I’m sorry…Jabarkous?!? I love us for real. https://t.co/SMqEgLXAAA" / X

I’m sorry…Jabarkous?!? I love us for real. https://t.co/SMqEgLXAAA

twitter.com

www.businessinsider.com/what-is-blue...

The wavelength existed, we just for whatever reason didn't or couldn't differentiate it (probably)

No one could describe the color 'blue' until modern times

Is the sky really blue? Or do you just think it is because you know it is?

www.businessinsider.com

Sharks are older than trees

There's a very large possibility the color blue didn't used to exist as distinct from green

This platform is build on hornt, for better or worse

Gotta finish the job

You're god damn right it is holy fuck

Still sad they killed my bio

KIMBERLY

They value doing a racism above most everything.

www.vox.com/policy-and-p...

"He’s not hurting the people he needs to be": a Trump voter says the quiet part out loud

A Trump voter hurt by the shutdown reveals the real reason the president attracts hardcore supporters.

www.vox.com

Like if they're banking on a billionaire

MARTY
(assuming that's still fine, idk I'm not on here much)

@mcuban.bsky.social I mean...

Bluesky @bsky.app

With Jack’s departure, we are searching for a new board member for the Bluesky public benefit company who shares our commitment to building a social network that puts people in control of their experience. More to come!

05 May

techcrunch.com/2024/05/05/j...

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Jack Dorsey departs Bluesky board | TechCrunch

It sounds like Bluesky’s most prominent backer is no longer on its board. On Saturday, Jack Dorsey posted on X about grants for open protocols from his

techcrunch.com

Christ.

I really don't use this place enough

😭

"ew don't make SOAD political"

Siri, how do I send a voice-note on Bluesky?

I can't imagine that level of insecurity

🫠🫠🫠

2 guys, a girl and a pizza place

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier didn't get the credit it deserved

Is that a random man with a fucking Matt Walsh avi or just the most unfortunate face ever?

Did not know you were over here and it's very fitting this outfit pic on twitter is what told me about it, lol

Recently

Shang-Chi, Barbie
Walking Dead, Beef
Mortal Kombat, (other stuff, apparently)
Dunno bottom right

*falls in love*

Wait shit

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