Alex Plante 🐀👑

WELL i spilled ink all over my pants mid-stream so i called it a night before i could fuck up any worse

gonna do a lil art stream in about an hour (8:30-ish CST)!

Twitch

Twitch is the world

www.twitch.tv

looks like you're end of June! So only about six weeks after me I think (looked you up on clearsky.app)

my watch has ended. now i can rest.

Aww thank you!!!

Thanks! Mostly I'm just happy I've made some new friends and that people are reliably seeing my art for the first time in like.. two years.

I mean I've been here for a year so it took some effort, and I was lucky that I got in early when there were fewer accounts, but idk just reply to people and repost stuff. Do art shares. Just generally being nice to people without trying too hard to be funny or overly familiar seems to go over well.

THE PEOPLE CLEARLY WANT IT

I haven't gotten past 5k anywhere and that's PERFECTLY fine with me, but I've had my professional account on instagram since.... 2018? I think? That's when I started actually trying, anyway. And I think I hit 4k a couple years ago and haven't grown since. it's actually insane?? show people my shit!!

I'VE DONE IT

eat my whole entire ass twitter

(once again follower count is irrelevant but it is just very affirming/annoying that if it weren't for fucking algorithms i'd be doing much better)

Alex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com

holy moly

i’m already so close to 1K

i was on twitter for YEARS and only ever cracked 1.2k it was ridiculous

2 days ago

please enjoy some more benjamos

i will allow it he is a very sweet himbo boy even if he does possibly hold unspoken horrors in his past

he will welcome it and you may bury yourself in his doughy little belly too

premee i can't remember if you've actually SEEN the boy have you SEEN the boy

Alex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com

i love drawing my cat with massive guilty eyes. he always looks like he just hid a body and it kills me

27 February

moot! moot! moot! moot!

i see we are taking the reverse-psychology moot strategy. commendable.

sick theme bruh

Yes! I couldn't use it until today when a friend sent me a code. But everything else is the same I believe.

the invite is just for the built-in glaze access!

love being moots with you kim it’s an honour and a privilege to be moots

Local artist!! Everything she does is SO kickass

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got my last batch of print orders to the post office (in my new favourite tote)! i have a CLEAN SLATE once again!

Yeah. New connections, plus the playing field is a little more level again, which I admit does SUCK for some of the more established folks who weren't of like.. Loish-level fame, but I've seen growth for myself for the first time in a really long while and it's very affirming.

in good company with Brad Pitt and George Clooney

That's how I'm trying to approach it. It's taken a lot of effort but I know the twitter fiasco has been a net gain for me so far.

It was so good. Might have to add Hemsworth to my list of actors titled "character actor cursed with leading man looks"

k but this movie absolutely fucked!! I was killing myself with delight over Chris Hemsworth's accent and after the movie I was like "he was 100% channeling some crazy family member's accent I just know it"

Just looked it up and YES he was doing an impression of his grandfather!! Also seagulls.

Alex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com

I could not gaze upon Scrotus without thinking he looked like a “fucked up Mikey Day”

⭐️ 4.5 (♥️)

for more movie reviews follow me on letterboxd (alexplalex) i guarantee you’ll be disappointed

1 day ago

i assure you he is NOT. he is a WANTED FELON!!!

oh my GOD

yeah i get that! i do genuinely enjoy drawing pictures of my surroundings and kinda championing MB a bit, but my true love lies in stupid little cartoons and comics.

….one pays a lot more bills than the other one at this point in time though lmao

oh to be one of 4-5 perverts of acquaintance to an artist. what a privilege.

I could not gaze upon Scrotus without thinking he looked like a “fucked up Mikey Day”

⭐️ 4.5 (♥️)

for more movie reviews follow me on letterboxd (alexplalex) i guarantee you’ll be disappointed

"MEECKEY MOHTS! MEECKEY MOHTS! MEECKEY MOHTS! MEECKEY MOHTS! MEECKEY MOHTS! MEECKEY MOHTS! MEECKEY MOHTS! MEECKEY MOHTS!"

- my daughter, 2.5, when she sees mickey mouse

OH GOOD thank you for this info I was in a similar boat

so many times i've noticed someone's "married" status go mysteriously missing... and I just can't help myself, okay?

I'm actually kind of shocked at how much better I feel today. I was in an actual pit of despair yesterday and right now I feel like a completely normal (albeit mildly stressed) person lmao

it’s saturn’s fault

i can’t manage sensory overload like an adult after a week of no sleep i turn into an actual troll

it might also be because she didn’t seem to be possessed by an entire pantheon of chaos gods this morning and i didn’t wake up in a sensory rage that never abated due to her whining and sobbing because i “gave her the things she asked for”, but again… you can’t really tell from this example.

yesterday a part of me wanted to lie down in the middle of a 6-lane thoroughfare and accept whatever happened next but today i’m all smiles.

i suspect it’s because my kid slept through the night and didn’t wake me up at the asscrack of dawn after letting me take a two hour nap at 3 am, but idk.

today was just a tough day man.

it’s only been a couple of days!

also those ballpoints are so CHEAP i should honestly send more money to the maker for the amount of use i get out of em

i was hoping you’d like em! i have the same issue with a lot of inking pens in procreate. they’re so scritchy and i like a soft edge

He is handsome!!! The sweetest little goblin man!!!

Agreed. They also have a couple of free eps on Youtube so you can check em out first.

Yes!!!!!