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7 years is the perfect age gap where you kinda don’t know what the other person is talking about but neither of you care bc you both love gibberish

anyway does anyone have bolt cutters

watching a woman at the airport panic she can’t get her engagement ring off uhhh isn’t that the point

have we learned nothing

that wildest florida guy on tiktok who plays with alligators has it coming I fear

even if you’re taking care of your husband, you’re a mom

😂😂 i wish my name was chaos

How were the waffles??? I regret not trying them

Here are amazing places on Earth that you might not have heard of - a thread🧵

1. Waffle House

global warming was invented by big thermos

review of the eras tour from a belgian newspaper:

“jesus himself could’ve popped up on stage behind swift loudly yelling he found the solution to global warming and not a single soul in the stadium would’ve paid attention to him” t.co/rWHyLxCvdl

Taylor Swift in Stockholm: koppeltjes die elkaar snikkend in de armen vielen en dochters die huilend in de oksels van hun perplexe vaders kropen ★★★★★

Zweden: het land van de bonte kleuren van ABBA, de kattenpootjes van Zlatan Ibrahimovic, het asgrauwe existentialisme van Ingmar dan wel de eindeloze schoonheid van Ingrid Bergman -het land van met ju...

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that’s so fucked up!! sorry that happened to you

a dream

“colin didn’t pine enough for penelope” this man ran after her carriage and begged for her affection on his knees. then immediately got her off

“colin didnt pine enough for penelope” this man ran after her carriage and begged for her affection on his knees. then immediately got her off

“colin didnt pine enough for penelope” this man ran after her carriage and then begged for her affection on his knees. then immediately got her off

bridgerton s3 part one recap: she fell first, but he fell as hard as icarus tumbling towards the ground from the height of the aurorian sun

oh no

yes we love a slow roll

I like gummies when i’m doing something in 3hrs

been trying to make bagels for months and i think this is the step where it all goes wrong because i’m yet to successfully make one float when it’s time to boil

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do what to the dough

10 December 2023

every time i get sick my brain does this thing where it replays the moment of contraction on a loop until i learn my lesson and never share a strangers weed vape again

it means great hunter btw

Grosvenor is one of those words where you see it everywhere but don’t care to look it up

travis kelce masterminding us all by wearing the stage graphics for mastermind as merch

funny u should ask

well, summer all i did was rest, okay?

Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social

A lot of people are charged up about the Drake vs Kendrick beef and they’re asking what’s next. Nothing’s next. This has been a generational event. People saying “I’m tired of this,” your brain is corroded by the internet. This has been a historic and generational confluence of circumstances.

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well, summer all I did was rest, okay?

loves getting teabagged

icarus. should’ve gone to specsavers

in hindsight icarus should’ve gone to specsavers

taylor swift when she wrote “touch me while your bro’s play grand theft auto”

taylor swift when she wrote the lyric “touch me while your boys play grand theft auto

idk why ppl make a wish at 11:11 because i’ve seen some pretty bent candles that look more like a 6

idk why ppl make wishes at 11:11 because i’ve seen some pretty bent candles that look more like a 6

just found a birthday gift soooooo cryptic my husband forgets what timezone he’s in and never has a downward spiral again

Scottie Scheffler on his way to work today

scottie scheffler on his way to work today

Scottie Schaffer on his way to work today

my husband’s birthday next month and still haven’t found a gift so cryptic he forgets what timezone it is and never has a downward spiral again

my husband’s birthday is next month and i still haven’t found a gift so cryptic he forgets what timezone it is and never has another downward spiral again

it’s my husband’s birthday next month and i still haven’t found a gift so cryptic he forgets what day it is and never has another downward spiral again

i’ll never love a man as much as i love my airpods like even when they have a choice of 50 other devices in the room they ALWAYS choose the right one

Scottie Scheffler on his way to the golf course

my man’s birthday next month and i must find a gift so cryptic he‘ll forget what timezone it is and never end up on a downward spiral

and their LAST

Holy shit this is the tortured poets department for real

*Unless it comes to my reproductive system

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good game from dallas. they’re my second choice

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