BitterOldPunk

coffee on the balcony, new Waxahatchee record on headphones

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

“Butker goes wide, wide right” is a brilliant callback — somewhere Scott Norwood just twitched uncomfortably and wondered why

Still pissed off that Florida has hockey teams, that shit ain’t right

I have been trying for ages to get three to five adults to sit down for three hours a week consistently and play Blades in the Dark with me and it is a task more difficult than room-temperature nuclear fusion, I feel your pain

Also wanna play Blades, hmu

Prepping for a session of Blades in the Dark that is almost certainly going to involve a heated theological debate concerning whether demons in The Shattered Isles function more like psychopomps or arcane syphonophores

Playing make-believe with grown-ups is fun

Scooped the litter box, started laundry, wept that there were no more worlds to conquer

Monumenial

Morning, co-conspirators

If Cobain is Dylan, E is Brian Wilson

Beer & wings to start the weekend. My life is too good, something terrible must be about to happen

We do mail order! Shipping is from the island is $$$$$$$ tho

One of the cafes to which I deliver has been closed all week because The Last of Us S2 is filming out front.

Neato!

ha, little do you know I kept the crock pot out of sheer spite

Thanks! It really did. I had A&W, I sat in the sunshine, I played in an online ttrpg session in which we accomplished absolutely nothing game-wise but had fun anyway, and I took a nap. Banner day! I hope yours went well, too!

It was everything that I’d hoped it would be.

Is there? Figures. That was too good to have not been taken already

Werewolf DJ called Loop Guru

That one’s free, you’re welcome

Double buddy burger, add cheddar & pickles. Chicken buddy burger as a little side snacky. Poutine. And a frosty root beer! Can’t wait.

The Sixties ended when The Stooges released Fun House. The 70s ended when Wire released Pink Flag. The 80s ended when Nirvana released Nevermind.

The 90s have never ended, we’re now stuck with Slipknot on a loop forever

Ab.So.Lutely.

Already excited by the prospect of treating myself to lunch at A&W

it’s astonishing how little it takes to make me happy, but how much of that little consists of cheeseburgers

George is a neutral good monk, Way of the Shadow. Uses dex to stack bonuses to unarmed strike, crazy high stealth, low carrying capacity, mostly useless outside of melee combat

Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social

What is your pet's DnD class and alignment?

6 days ago

CONGRATULATIONS ON DEATH’S SLOW ENCROACHMENT

Being off on Mondays is great, until Tuesday

I agree. I have never watched a single one of the Rocky movies.

Today in Blades in the Dark, our cultists avoided prison by charming a serpent, stole a ghost, pissed off a group of smugglers, and watched in delight as their cadre of zealous followers doubled and then in despair as it immediately shrank again. The dice giveth, the dice taketh away.

Also that thing where you fly by windmilling your arms, provided that your flowing robes are sufficiently voluminous

Roger Corman was taken from us on the same night that we were attacked by the sun

coincidence?

I think not

That’s a level of calculated whimsically to which I can only aspire

Wonder how many babies named Aurora were born last night

Goddammit I wish I could finish a single coherent thought without a typo in it fuck me

A cool thing about having a cat is that moment that sometimes just after you pick them up and put them on your lap — when they shift their weight in that subtle yet definitive way that lets you know that sitting on your lap is now their idea instead of your idea. That’s pretty cool

Have you tried sitting down in the middle of the sidewalk and refusing to move? They nailed that bit of cat gameplay.

*covers sun with thumb*

HA! VICTORY

who doesn’t love fruit tarts, tho

people who are wrong, that’s who

Have I abandoned the main goal of the game in order to search for hats?

I HAVE INDEED

Little Kitty Big City, just came out on XBox Game Pass

Traversal is somewhat frustrating — the cat can’t jump as high as I think a cat should be able to. And the cat can’t climb straight up, but has no problem getting down, which is an immersion-breaking level of utterly un-catlike behavior. But on the whole it’s a couple hours of cute casual fun!

I run a couple of tabletop RPGs and sometimes need things like a fancy train dining car menu or a bill of fare from a medieval tavern — this is PERFECT. Thanks for the rec!

welp there goes my Saturday

I have to unload the dishwasher before I can make breakfast

guess I’ll just sit here and starve

gmta

Happy World Migratory Bird Day! Download Merlin Bird ID to your phone, go outside, and spot some birds!

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I Like Birds

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I slept through the northern lights :(

I don’t have a joke, but I have a hunch about Hephaestus

That’s ok, I don’t remember seeing Killdozer for dumber reasons than that

Hey man! Miss you too! Come see us! it’s pretty nice here in the tropics of Canada