Barry Dorrans
@blowdart.me
I think the people that lived there and called it Derry when we were young would object to that
cool they made a condiment for when you've completely given the fuck up
Oh Derry has one umiderry.co.uk
Well there’s none in Coleraine so I know how you feel. Hell McDonalds arriving was exciting.
Japanese Restaurant Sakura Belfast
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www.sakurabelfast.comIt’s like being a 18 in the U.K. and getting the “hottest” curry, which has no flavour other than ouch.
Hey @sapiosiren.bsky.social I don’t know someone wrote your biography
you can visit the goblin sex dungeon in real life then mail this postcard back to your wife telling her you’re never coming home
And, when you take an American to one for the first time there’s this shock that comes from using cutlery because you’re not a damn savage.
That was 4 years ago.
They don’t make yellow raincoats for grown up puppies 🤷♂️
Oh well if we’re doing puppies
If you see this, post something yellow 💛
Now it’s getting warm we’re back to cyclists in so much lycra zooming along too fast in little pelotons along the trail not giving a fuck about warning you that they’re coming up behind and not giving you a chance to make sure the reactive pup is on a close leash.
Pizza Ranch GIF
Alt: Someone tipping ranch onto a pizza lid and emptying the whole bottle
media.tenor.comI had an appointment with a new doctor two weeks ago. They’re about 30 if my calculations from their doctorate certificate on the wall is right.
I was there the first time a waitress called my wife ma’am and it was hilarious.
It depends on the restaurant. If it’s a chain - medium, if it’s a good steak house medium rare, with tartare to start.
I don’t think the doc realised I would just fuck around to see what effects it has on the graph.
Huge win. It was time for Gandalf’s arthritis shot today and he went into his travel crate when I set him down in front of it, rather than having to be bundled in like normal.
ⓘ Crikey - user is Australian
ⓘ Jerry - user reposts their own posts before an hour has even passed
lol just saw someone on bluesky had screen captured their own post and submit it to the nonpoliticaltwitter subreddit
And the comments are all “did you submit yourself”
Yea I had setup a meds schedule and alarms for the wife and she just learned to ignore.
So now our meds times are at the same time, I get the alarm for mine and then go tell her to take hers 😂
Stupid eu stopping wait staff being hit by cars or suffering from exhaust fumes. ‘Ealth and safety gune mad!
Next time you’re in Seattle I will take you and you can get as much dicks as will fill your stomach.
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