Sheldon Boyarski

I got randomly assigned one of my favourite scenes to help make this happen. #HorrorMovies #Horror #Plan709 #IndieFilm #Nickel2024 plan709.com

Plan 709 from Outer Space

Help remake a so-bad-it's-good classic and make a dumb dream come true.

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The mental gymnastics some people are capable of are really outstanding. Imagine if they used that ability to do something like, I dunno, combat homelessness, or pollution.

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If it’s a simple fix, I have observed a solution usually comes to me while on the toilet.

Otherwise shelve it. Do something to forget it even exists. Watch a movie or whatever thing occupies your mind. Your subconscious will think of something.

Other than Taylor Swift and Paul McCartney is there any other type?

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Nope. I think Russia is more their destination.

Must be a scammer. They didn’t once mention cutting my hair or getting what they consider a “real job.”

Get your orders in now!

“NAMiMALS” will be the most affected. 🐕🦒🐐🐌🐠🦇🦚

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Can’t wait for Google’s A.I. to answer kid’s questions.

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Auction is canceled. Space Karen called, and, probably, only because it didn’t wipe out someone’s house, machine shed full of millions worth of combines and tractors, cattle herd, or own life, they’re claiming it’s their property and they want it back.

From the same artist who brought us hits like: “What would I apologize for?” When a convicted wife killer was invited by his MLA to his tough on crime throne speech of 2022.

Volkswagen.

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More specifically “The Exorcist” (1973) and the rise of Christofascism. 🤣

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Reasons why a game might sell poorly

Top 10+1 Reasons for a Game to Sell Poorly

This is my list, someone else's may differ. The "+1" is because the last reason is by far the biggest, especially for video games.New free video every Monday...

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22 May

Record yourself explaining the rules. Your speaking vocabulary is smaller than your reading or writing vocabulary so you’ll naturally come up with more clear and concise sentences. 🎙️

A photo of you that could be an album cover.

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A photo of you that could be an album cover.

21 May

Lots of smartphones have a block call feature. I bought a printer off Newegg and was required to give a phone number, then the next day was getting spam texts. Googled how to block on my particular phone and haven’t had one since.

With the exception of bread and Sony batteries, anything I have ever bought at regular price goes on sale, somewhere I would shop at, within 7 days, 90% of the time. Usually at the same store.

Eggs: chicken

Steak: free

Milk: cheese

Alcohol: isopropyl

Warm (non-coffee) drink: Gollum juice

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Eggs: shirred

Steak: rare

Milk: 2%

Alcohol: no thank you (when I did drink, I enjoyed Crabbe’s ginger beer)

Warm (non-coffee) drink: Irish Breakfast

19 May

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🐐 I used to think the trend in G.I. Joe to start giving them pets, like Snake Eyes’ wolf, and Spearhead’s bobcat, was goofy until I learned about Saskatchewan’s own Sgt. Bill. www.cbc.ca/amp/1.4252129

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I saw someone try and recreate the lost film “London After Midnight” with it. It’s not quite there, but probably will be by this time next year.

His predecessor Duncan also reminded me of Tintin with his weird balding haircut.

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If a small town grocery store in Saskatchewan has Pizza Pops shown as 8 for $5.49 without a “SALE” tag, rest assured someone stocked it in the wrong spot, and you’re gonna be paying $10.00 plus for eight shitty Pizza Pops.

My brain doesn’t remember the company that was the Kleenex of video calls before Zoom took the market share.

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Me: Should I post a Mother’s Day post for my Halloween party game socials?

Myself: Sure. But it’s always #horror movie memes. Why not something eccentric.

I: Night Cafe! “A mommy pumpkin hugging a baby pumpkin storybook illustration.”

Night Cafe: “Hail Satan!”

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My legs hurt from trying to watch the Northern Lights. One gets too preoccupied with the sky to notice a sneaky, dumb cat approach, then pounce your leg like it’s a meat tree, repeatedly.

I’ve caught a couple episodes having grown up laughing at how Dick Wolf’s name must appear in the phone book. At times it seemed like I was watching a Canadian parody of Law & Order.

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From outer space? Sask. farmers baffled after discovering strange wreckage in field

A family of fifth generation farmers from Ituna, Sask. are trying to find answers after discovering several strange objects lying on their land.

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🤔 Actually, it’d be pretty hilarious if Trudeau got to appoint a committee to run Saskatchewan because Moe bankrupted it, and then the RCMP arrests started carting off Sask Party MLAs.

I only had to go to the 4th. At least it’s a move forward from turtles that aren’t even mutant ninjas.

Now that gifs are on Bluesky: 1. Type your name in the search bar 2. Scroll down until it gets weird 3. Post your discoveries here 👀👀👀

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09 May

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If Saskatchewan didn’t have large uranium deposits the word “nuclear” would not even be uttered by the Sask Party. If we still had thousands of bison roaming the prairies Moe would be trying to sell buffalo chips as the fuel of the future.

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