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@boq.bsky.social
i'm beloved
pallet factory owner was giving a tour of the office to some potential customers and he got to me and could not conjure up a description for my job. said "this is bo, he....orders lumber....." and then just moved on. I'm accounts receivable and payroll. this seems like a really bad sign
was already having a bad day at work because it's hot as fuck in the office and then i went to lunch and spilled a bunch of buffalo sauce on my pants while driving and so i went back, got my stuff, went home and had sex. now i'm doing work without any pants on and it's like totally chill
looked at every single met gala post with Sam and pretended I was doing a YouTube commentary the entire time. Said “who’s that” hundreds of times. now she’s in the bathroom swatting at a fly. I took a delta 8 edible about 5 hours ago
at some point (probably when i'm 150lbs) i should stop the charade of "9 to 5 worker" and grift my way into office
the day that my boss realizes that i can realistically do all the work i'm given every day in about 3 hours max........bad day
trying to work out what Selecto the Chooser would look like for a movie
Beefing with the racist 75 year old salesman at work. Tumor of a guy
sorry to be contrarian but no shot. me and this guy are like the abbott and costello of workplace racism
dude emailed me a link to his amazon cart that i can't access this is hopeless
i feel so weird and rude having to teach my coworkers how to like copy/paste shit. i talk to them like they don't know how to read. but like: you gotta figure that out. You gotta know how to copy and paste in this day and age
im sorry for quotedunking a very racist 14 year old swiftie from the suburbs on the platform “X” moments ago. i got too high
sorry
went viral on twitter and everyone got mad at me for not spaying all the cats at work. Looked into how much it would cost to spay em and it’s like $200 each. probably not gonna do anything
like it would be nice and if it didn’t cost so much and include me going to work at night to kidnap two cats whose respect I’ve been slowly earning for a year, sure! I sent an email to someone. maybe it works out
went viral on twitter and everyone got mad at me for not spaying all the cats at work. Looked into how much it would cost to spay em and it’s like $200 each. probably not gonna do anything
bought Balatro and skipped work, but then ended up doing laundry and some work instead of playing Balatro. also I’m watching 3 Body Problem with my girlfriend. what’s up with you…
quit watching the speech to lay pipe and throw on Joker. it’s possible that millions of other ameticans could have done the same: kinda beautiful…
been practicing my level 19 classic tetris lately and i just hit 200k for the first time. i'm now realizing that i've played classic tetris on a czech website for like 8 years now. i should get an nes?