Cam
@c-a-m.bsky.social
Nobel Prize winning big boss skeet dog
I'm tired of the system trying to punish the success of strip mall sandwich shop owners and landscapers who complain about illegal immigrants while insisting on only hiring illegal immigrants
It's almost as if giving massive swaths of the human population access to communications technology despite lacking basic media literacy was kind of an oopsie-daisy
The only people who still use Facebook are 80 year olds, racist Gen Xers and (for some weird reason) junkies
"They said 'Donald Trump, don't put the durag on'. I told them -- I told them 'the people want waves. 360 waves. Beautiful waves'. So I put the durag on."
This was actually a thing at all Kenny Rogers Roasters locations and was one of the widely publicized reasons why the company stopped doing business in America
Hard disagree. Smartphones (as we know them) took off around 2007-2009 but everything noticeably started getting worse in 2012-2014
Smartphones becoming affordable to the masses irreparably fucked everything up but nobody wants to acknowledge this because of the superficially classist implications
I look forward to dodging minefields of San Fransisco sidewalk turds so I can buy a Donkey Kong barrel coffee mug
Thinking about getting into a new podcast but I’m torn in between “Rotation of failed comedians lie about their lives” and “Two fat women talking about true crime”
Also he was a sex pest who bullshitted the entirety of Super Size Me by lying to doctors and hiding the fact that all of his health problems were caused by being an alcoholic since he was a child
Just a friendly reminder that almost all of the health problems depicted in Super Size Me were the result of him being a raging alcoholic since he was a literal child and not bringing it up once to any of the doctors
Just read the news about Louisiana and now I'm sad that Hurricane Katrina wasn't ten times worse
Nintendo used their Yakuza connections to sabotage the Amico because they were terrified of Finnegan Fox outselling Mario Odyssey 3 to 1
The craziest part of all of this is that it never occurred to Tommy once that simply shitting out an Intellivision version of Atari 50 and throwing it on digital storefronts would have made so much more money with zero effort whatsoever
I'll never forget the one guy who earnestly proposed that the Amico could pull off Wii numbers if they promoted it on Regis & Kathie Lee, two decades after the show ended and several years after Regis passed away
Atari's current focus is preservation, especially after they bought Night Dive. Their only interest is in Intellivision's IP and at the most will fulfill the bare minimum obligations towards Amico investors to avoid potential litigation. The Amico was doomed from the start.
Calling it “the twin piles” instead of “ground zero” could have easily been the levity needed to bring the nation a little closer together when we needed it the most
"Nursing Lives Matter"
No career path almost exclusively advertised through commercial breaks during Jerry Springer should be treated with that level of ego
Can't wait to hear bootleg Scarlett Johansson tell me factual stories about about how illegal immigrants being promised solid gold McMansions and unlimited Arby's gift cards
Not even 24 hours after Bluesky implements DMs and my inbox is flooded with unsolicited giant titty pics and people thanking me for how timeless and entertaining my posts are
Not even 24 hours after Bluesky implements DMs and my inbox is flooded with unsolicited giant titty pics and people thanking me for how timeless and entertaining my posts are
Not even 24 hours after Bluesky implements DMs and my inbox is already flooded with unsolicited giant titty pics
She blocked me on Twitter because I said her face looked like a feline Jack-o-Lantern
Aaron Paul realizing in the middle of Wii Fit U that Breaking Bad was over and BoJack Horseman wasn't going to last forever
In retrospect smartphones and broadband internet access becoming affordable was an omen
The only people this appeals to are people who are too stupid to properly use search engines or organize their files
To be fair if a boardroom full of white women were trying to settle on branding, somehow the entire conversation would consist of "how do we let people know we're not racist and we're some of the good ones?"
But at least we’re gonna get a $500M Game of Thrones spinoff exploring the lore behind some background extra who threw a bucket of shit out their window or something
The fact that his handle is "Zuck" irrationally bothers me. It's the attempt at humanizing himself that does it for me
Dude literally lacks the fundamental neurological ability to process basic human interaction and he has the nerve to think he's an authority on how humans interact and communicate. How the fuck is this allowed?
In reality this is just going to end up with shitloads of media-illiterate people falling prey to Catfish scams. There's literally no possible way even the best PR/marketing teams could spin relationships with AGI as anything but pathetic and embarrassing
The trailer didn't begin with a five second action climax to get my immediate attention so the movie's probably gonna be shit, just sayin
I'm getting serious "spends hours rocking back and forth while mumbling everything they know about trains" vibes from that guy
I still can't get over how almost every health problem the guy faced had nothing to do with McDonalds and everything to do with him being an alcoholic since he was a literal child
Fire-Ball Frenzy in DKC3 only because as a child I thought they looked like cheese balls
The NYT really wrote a full-length article that can be summed up with "in the previous movies apes became smart as fuck, that's why"
He would somehow spin it as the UN being anti semitic and dozens of US lawmakers would sign the "Concerned Americans Against Paper Shredders Are Literally Worse Than Hitler" act
Dunking on randos on a c-tier social media platform with pop culture references only 80 year olds will grasp