Captain Ambivalent (comedy music/musical comedy) ๐ซฑ๐ปโ๐ซฒ๐พ
@captainambivalent.com
Satirical Songwriting Superhero. Not so secretly Daniel E Biemer, Nerd. Chicagoland
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Why of course I will accept a Facebook friend request from a young woman I don't know wearing a crop top with a racy slogan whose friends are all dumpy grandpa looking dudes, how could it possibly not be legit
"All Ratings" and "Buying Guide" are far too clear and conscise, I want murky paragraphs of long-winded text
Vampire!
(Confidentially)
For humans are incapable of selecting bedtime stories that reflect their kids' interests and changing the character names to friends and pets without advanced technology
Tired: Muse
Wired: Moos
Smdh In: Women, Work, and the Will to Smdh
Look out! Heโs behind you!!
Well itโs certainly not here!
[Keeps eyeing the basement door nervously]
There's a New Theory About Where Dark Matter Is Hiding www.wired.com/story/dimens...
Thereโs a New Theory About Where Dark Matter Is Hiding
An idea derived from string theory suggests that dark matter is hidden in an as-yet-unseen extra dimension. Scientists are racing to test the theory to see if it holds up.
www.wired.comSo you're saying you're ... short tempered?
Well Iโm not drinking out of *that* cup now
Bongo drums and soprano trumpet(?) just tucked in the corner there (for the summoning later?)
It's been on my phone for years just waiting for a setup like this
It's guarded by creepy ghosts
Art Linkletter
I found a video about this too:
The Nixons' Disney Monorail Ride
In June 1959, Vice President Nixon and family, with Walt Disney and Art Linkletter opened the Disneyland Monorail. โLegendโ Bob Gurr recounts the fun โ and very humorous โ event:
www.nixonfoundation.orgYes! And an amped up version of Luke from the *beginning* of ROTJ at that.
Oh you donโt have to imagine!
The OT Jedi arc is mystic, learning "anger power bad, throw away lightsaber, love saves".
Now the overwhelming volume of stories are set before that discovery. Official Church Mutant Super-Cops all about anger power and lightsaber just don't resonate the same way.
Four hour YouTube takedown or it didnโt happen
Where do pirate pollinators go for lunch?
Arrrrrr bees
Never get a burger in Britain
Lightsabering! Wamm wamm PSSHHT wamm
The Force is with you
He was older in earlier regenerations
The Jedi were kinda bad at training
PDr epper
โAn even longer time ago in a galaxy far, far awayโฆโ
How do they handcuff a cupcake?
๐ถ Stop your messing around
Join a fleet in the future ๐ถ
The chip shoulder says "be good", the guac shoulder says "be baaaaad"
oh man Disney's gonna do a series about how Tarkin got bad B.O. aren't they
Is the Professor a croissant
Arr, yer posts always be brightening these long days at sea in the eighteen hundreds
A vampire that donโt mean a thing to Janet Jackson is a Nastferatu
Unlucky sailor ๐ค Cleaning service
[leans back]
But really, arenโt ALL birthdays diabolical?
Excellent! Though Iโm hearing sirens, I hope they arenโt TimeCops
Only so many times he can do it tho
Well THAT was a long 20 years in Time Jail. They smashed the machine and destroyed all my notes but at least they put me back the day after the test.
Iโm so old school I just open stuff instead of unboxing it
Well the โfollowbackโ accounts have arrived
Cut the red wire NO WAIT cut the yellow one
About to test the time machine, wish me luck