it's charloh! from online (it/its)
@charloh.bsky.social
hello we are char and Shiloh from online of the internet. plural, nonbinary, disabled, depressed. we will post about drinking and being sad and drinking about being sad. will also yell about the seattle kraken a lot. 40 or something like it. acab.
Discor
we're fading fast so gonna lay down
Goodnight bsky we love you
we're not mad that you said this but we're a little mad that you're probably right
does waking up count
is it surprising that snl would choose to parody genocide by taking the side of the oppressor?
no, but it sucks that it's like that anyway
legitimately, what in the goddamned fuck is this shit man
these segments are usually funny, but I think they've finally crossed the line here.
we ate the items we intended to be for tonight and have so far resisted the temptation to keep going which would be strategically unsound
just ordered far too much taco bell stay tuned for important updates as this story develops
converting to catholicism as an adult should put you on an FBI watch list
Adults who convert to Catholicism and do catechisms as a special interest should be studied by forensic psychologists
us when we're halfway through beer number nine for the night:
no no 4chan is not worth the risk not even for a thousand unknowns
it's taking over for us as well we get it, Margot Robbie is extremely hot and two of her!! 🙃
the one problem we have with bouy is that he's based on what is effectively s particularly artistic piece of hostile architecture meant to keep the unhoused from being under that bridge but the art itself is good and we don't think the team really knew that
we hope you can! this was just for the bit. we see reddit and 4chan as effectively the same entity
I'm in love with a miner
- Drake
remember that "i'm in love with a stripper" song? they should have done it with other occupations. keep it going
if we are forced to be more specific, it's frosted blueberry, then smores, then frosted apple cinnamon
we will not apologize for being in to redheads the heart wants what it wants
reminder that your bones have been wet since before you were born but one day they won't be
you can't plagiarize bad musicals anymore, because of woke
Porn category: redheads
Sex toy: bad dragon
Sex position: no
Pop-tarts: frosted
You can tell a lot about a person by these categories:
Porn category:
Sex toy:
Sex position:
Pop-tarts:
you're also probably far away! but we don't mind sharing with weirdos most of our favorite people are weirdos
WHAT THE FUCK LET THEM OFF THE FUCKING BOAT WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY
They’ve been stuck for 7 weeks on the ship that crashed into a Baltimore bridge. This is what life is like for the Dali crew as they wait to learn their fate.
They’ve been stuck for 7 weeks on the ship that crashed into a Baltimore bridge. This is what life is like for the Dali crew | CNN
It could be weeks or even months before crew members can leave, due to complications beyond their control. Here’s why they’re still stuck – and how they’re coping.
www.cnn.comtbh usually we usually just save the rest for morning but we're open to ideas
pinot grigio nebula
syrah black hole
pinot noir cataclysm
just ordered far too much taco bell stay tuned for important updates as this story develops
us telling our boss that if Outlook keeps being Like That we will throw either our computer or ourself out of the second story window:
briton? buldun.
Good games are when your cursor turns into a little gauntlet and bad games are when it doesn't.
ahh okay well we can't account for corporate telling the wage slaves they must comply
tbh if you're ordering on like DoorDash or an app they do in fact usually fudge the hours, "time left to order" is not "time before close"
ew no we'd rather reinstall Twitter
are you sure this is a robbery
no just some idle game tbh you probably won't like it
see we understand exactly what you mean but we're on the opposite end of this exact spectrum
cocaine is a hell of a drug. hell of a drug.
Channel surfing with baby Meg Ryan in a 1982 Burger King ad. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb-r...
Meg Ryan in 1982 Burger King Commercial
Fresh-faced Meg Ryan in 1982 Burger King commercial.
www.youtube.com
charged with what
CHARGED WITH WHAT, OFFICER
IS MY PHONE BEING DETAINED
we love metal that knows it shouldn't take itself too seriously so much
this is why we say we'll try anything twice, because sometimes the first time was a fluke