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@chrisna.bsky.social
Be the potato you wish to see in the world.
Milvaukee, Visconsin
Mojo Nixon - Donald Trump Can Suck My Dick (2017)
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Unpaid endorsement: I've been chomping on these all day and I feel great!
Unpaid endorsement: I've been chomping on these all day and I feel great!
My favorite right-wing reaction today is that the charges were bullshit.
If so, why couldn't a bunch of smart lawyers beat the charges?
"Hey, pals- I'm throwing a backyard cookout and if you can't make it the outcome is gonna be grim for me!"
Oh, thanks for that last part man. Guess I'll just go kill myself.
Now is a good time for your posts to get a bunch of likes on Twitter from people with names like "Deb WILL Vote in November🌊🌊🌊"
If changing your surname were easier, I think we'd have thousands of Van Halens in the USA. Who doesn't want to be a Van Halen?
"Sparks" is a good surname. Thinking about stealing it for myself
This wedding has Heineken AND Blue Moon? I didn't realize we were dealing with sophisticated people here.
Heineken is the beer of choice for people who hate choosing a beer.
"Member of Wokism" sounds like when dipshits would talk about "Antifa HQ"
Note: On 9/11/2001 I was in Brazil and went to an internet cafe to ingest all the day's wild news and every single computer was being used by foreigners learning what the fuck happened in their own language.
Nowadays everyone just looks at their damned phones!
I'm at the library and I just walked past the public computers and no one using them was looking at anything to do with Trump.
These people won't be swayed by your wishy-washy news cycle.
In lieu of sufficient mental health coverage in this country our elders are using Facebook as memory care
Now is a good time for your posts to get a bunch of likes on Twitter from people with names like "Deb WILL Vote in November🌊🌊🌊"
I like when people get to that stage of drunkenness when they can't correctly phrase a metaphor.
"Well, well, well... it looks like the hunter has become the student."
Dudes who used to reply "I see what you did there" didn't go away. They still walk among us, waiting for a new, stupid cliché response to use wantonly.
I wonder if people who work for Roku ads acknowledge that no one has ever clicked on an ad on purpose or if they're delusional about it.
NOT made with AI. Please support my human-driven imagination and artistic execution.
What next... is he going to reproduce with this woman? Are their bodies even ready for such acts??
I got married at 25 and did not feel super young at the time.
I just learned about a cousin that got engaged and thought "Kinda rushing in to this marriage thing, aren't ya, young man?" and then I was reminded that he's 28 years old. Ha!
Whenever some tech dude I've never heard of before lavishly praises the miracle of "AI" I imagine them having that same reaction about other advancements in the past.
Like, I imagine these guys receiving an Elf Yourself e-card in 2006 and freaking out- "How did it do that?!?"
Annette Funicello - Tall Paul youtu.be/Ne2yFQPYYmU
Annette Funicello - Tall Paul
The "sweetheart" of TV's The Mickey Mouse Club, American entertainer Annette Funicello began performing at age 10. The Disney people themselves sensed that F...
youtu.beHaley, Bill & his Comets - Skinny Minnie - 1958 youtu.be/4_LukQ431G0
Better oldies song whose title references a person's remarkable physical attributes: Skinny Minnie or Tall Paul?
End your workouts by looking in the mirror and saying "Can you take your ID out of your wallet, please?"
My wife's flag has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my wife's flag.
No, I'm not ready to make a difference for Pride. My plans are to go to the Parade and catch candy thrown by dudes wearing shirts with, like, Laura Dern's face on them.
Lt. Dixon Piper:
Why did he do it? Why did Cunth kill your wife?
MacGruber:
To this day, I have no idea...
MacGruber - Cunth Background youtu.be/J1PMtfMtrXg
Ah, he's a drummer for one of the bands. I'll continue to avoid him.
Gonna stay away from the guy in the bar who's walking around in stocking feet.
I'm in my third decade of not knowing who is interested in Ryan Reynolds.
When I see large band lineups like this I imagine that every band member goes home with, like, $8 at the end of the night.
The Jim Rose Circus Sideshow Farmers Market Edition
Watch a man lift pumpkins attached to his nipples!
Witness a daredevil snatch a pastry from a gator's mouth!
See the Egg-Swallowing Lady! (Yes, those shells are intact)
I think entertainment at a farmer's market should only consist of people juggling produce.
I think entertainment at a farmer's market should only consist of people juggling produce.