Corbett
@corbettcummins.bsky.social
You get a few of these pigmen walking around I'm looking a whole lot better!
“Legal Trouble” is when the Government discovers your tax fraud.
Multiple credible people saying you committed SA as called “Credible Allegations of SA.”
That’s…quite a box.
Instant Scholarship
I saw him on a tour he did right after his divorce. He was doing BITTER, sad, bad jokes.
The entire set was barely held together buy his timing and cadence that were good, but also robotic like be was sleeping walking.
I felt bad but was like “Well he’s done, that sucks.”
HOLY SHIT, WAS I WRONG
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social I don’t know how to say this, but your avatar is like a good version of my favorite and worst tattoo.
PS- Sorry for the bicep shot. Its the only pic of it I where I don’t look like a bridge troll.
Its kinda sweet and a little nostalgic. It reads like Sloth from Goonies trying to text his best friend.
Its kinda sweet and a little nostalgic. Its reads like Sloth from Goonies trying to text his best friend.
It would be a cute scam if they weren’t draining Lake Michigan to do it.
From the Olympics, to her family to TV, bringing out shitheads has always been her only talent.
Ps- fuck that deadnaming piece of shit too
What did the snake do to him?
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United they stand.
Pretty cool how banning this type of education also insures that they will never ever ever ever ever discover alternate, suspicious or dangerous alternative venues of sexual content or behavior involving people not interested in their health or wellbeing.
At this point Musk’s mental health is dependent him not being self-aware enough to understand how jokes work.
No matter what is going on in the world you can count on Mitt to come out with: “Maybe we should be bigger cowards?”
Bald dudes with box goatees always gonna break.
Downward spiral.
You’re wayy to confident for me to feel good about this, but I’m a repost-slut already so the stakes are low enough for me to go all in.
You wanna hear something funny. Tom Meyer was my doctor in the Grand Canyon (best doctor ever).
He is the coolest dude ever, but loved crazy hikes and tried his best to die in the canyon a number of times. Just like the pple in his book.
Here is a bad pic of him and his hot wife (and me).
That’s internet for: “I’m a sociopath who is a week away from trying to interest you in a NFT.”
Any Nazi can whip up a zinger
Even the stance of limiting government can be funny, cuz government is silly
But real comedy, the stuff that hits, is based on awareness of yourself and the world around you
The Rights main tentpole is an attempt to eliminate that type of awareness
So no not nervous
Any Nazi can whip up a zinger
Even the stance of limiting government can be funny, cuz government is silly
But real comedy, the stuff that hits, is based on awareness of yourself and the world around yo
The Right’s main tentpole is an attempt to eliminate that type of awareness
So no not nervous