Crafty Cow

Especially household ones

I read that as fusses..

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Do these count as fancy cat boxes? Asking for a very fussy cat #CatBoxSunday

Awe 🥹 my Banksy doesn't really go for boxes.. unless they contain Dreamies.. #CatBoxSunday

It’s going to be very complicated to sew

And so it begins.. a new cat sofa.. a fainting couch for cats of a nervous disposition.. #CatsOfBlueSky #Cats

My cat freaked out and ran like the hounds of hell were after her last time a dog barked in the TV

It's probably in a pram outside Lidl.. #BeenAroundTheWorldandIII..

Easily done

Ask them to post it to you? Not much help immediately but saves you buying another super charger

I much preferred my dad's humanist funeral to my mum's Catholic one..

Wait is that your cat typing that?

I'm trying to explain to Banksy that there is no such thing as Birthday+1 or Birthday+2... But she insists it's a thing.. 🐈‍⬛🤔🤨

It’d be interesting to see an alliance of greens with other parties

There’s a lot of protest voting going on at the moment… when you know your vote won’t change the outcome you will vote in absurd ways just to make a point (I’m looking at count bin face as well as the extremist candidates). Might be very different if people know their vote did actually count

“Not the face Banksy!”

Every day

Just had THE conversation with Banksy.
You know the one about if I should die first which bits of me she can eat. I’ve said not the face, but I’ve agreed to my ankles … to be honest she’s started on those already #CatsOfBlueSky

Good idea

These mini ice creams are so smol I'm not sure it should be out without it's parents..

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All my foot stools are now on sale..
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Party time tonight...bring own Dreamies.. the cat flap opens at 11pm

Aunty Maigriet! 🐈‍⬛😻

Fankoo 🐈‍⬛🎈

Fankoo 🐈‍⬛

Obvs 🐈‍⬛😻

Birthday girl.. 8 today 🎈🎁🎊 she looks so impressed..

Banksy 🐈‍⬛ "I'm 8 tomorrow so I'm a big girl.. I can climb on the roof... Um how do I get down? Mmmuuuum"

(reader she got down just fine)

I'm gonna need to make considerably bigger cat sofas for this kind of creature... Also with lower legs to help the tiny legged one get up onto it

I was followed by a giant ball of cat fur today... It seemed to have tiny legs a giant floofy tail and miowed a lot..

You will have to make one up for him.. like the vet did for Banksy

@beakmoo.bsky.social it's our children's joint birthdays tomorrow.. got any plans? I'm giving Banksy the same birthday card I've given her for the last 7 birthdays..

Optician will send report to GP if necessary

Appointment for eye health check made at opticians for tomorrow, thanks for all who advised me on this.

… and who needs eyes anyway…

Ta, I’ll do that.

Ta

Ta

If you were worried about a change in your vision... Would you see a GP or go to an opticians?

It does..

She's making herself comfy... Please buy it before she gets too attached..

I accidentally cleaned my kitchen. I didn’t mean to .. I just wandered in there but realised it was a bit early for dinner… and before I knew what I was doing I had a cleaning sponge in my hand … *Looks at sparkling clean kitchen… needs a lie down*

It’s theft pure and simple!!!

I call it "stealing my warms" when Banksy sits on me

The majestic queen Banksy reclining on the latest cat sofa #CatsOfBlueSky #Cats
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Exactly... She's hotter than the surface of the sun but still wants to snuggle up at night like a furry hot water bottle

I wish my Banksy would do this. But no she insists on the lap …and lies across me in bed at night even in the hottest weather 🐈‍⬛🥵