dawse
@dawse.bsky.social
I am a truthful man from the land of the chimneys. My tweets are like a wounded faun seeking refuge in the matrix. Inevitability consultant (former). Currently holed up in a concealed storeroom above the mall.
They were! Pancakes with everything here. Buy a gun, get a free pancake. Buy pancakes... free gun. 😆
We're on the road again. Lots of trucks with terrible slogans. My haulage company slogan would be "hauling your shiny shit from A to B"
*looks wistfully at my Grimes' Art Angels vinyl* this is why we can't have nice things etc
Had no idea. My playlist has been depleting way too much over recent years. I really struggle with the whole art artist l separation thing. FFS!
This, this is what's up :(
So a couple of days ago at the Grand Canyon, an elderly server jokingly asked "so what do you think of my canyon" to which I loudly exclaimed "your canyon is spectacular!", causing a lady some distance away to properly guffaw. Only now have I just realised why.
Saw that sticker again btw! And I found this, but still no clue. Maybe that's the point. www.reddit.com/r/Portland/s...
Taa. Maybe it's my old android phone. If I zoom for any detail in the bsky app it's super low res and blurry.
Does bluesky reduce everyone's pics to mush? I know my ancient phone camera is terrible, but everything I post is unzoomable here. Is there a trick I'm missing? Thought I'd ask while everyone who follows me is asleep.
Neither was today! Closed Mondays! Bloody hell borax. #bigborax
*We genuinely planned on stopping at the 21 Mules borax museum nearby, but it's bloody closed. Today was not our day to finally learn the secrets of borax.
I don't want to be that guy, but I've just managed to sort a work thing out only using my ancient crappy phone, whilst sitting in the Arizona sun, updating code on someone's website without them even knowing I'm not home. (Which would be pretty great if I made any money these days doing what I do).
(5000 miles away from home and this is what my brain did as I walked in the bathroom)
I dunno. Just been for a walk in our new location as the sun was setting and we were suddenly surrounded by coyote howling in every direction. Made a hasty retreat. 😬😂
*arrives at airbnb for some precious zen time*
*checks WiFi availability*
*google's number for FBI*
*not a scene from Apocalypse Now
Eek, well we're heading for Sedona today. Thankfully that's looking good. Seems to have cleared here in Flagstaff too this morning. 🤞🤞🌞
They were making some progress last I read, but it was 1000 acres! Could smell it indoors here. Obvs coming from England I've never seen anything like it.
Thanks to the kind person who let me take a pic of their cat experiencing the Grand Canyon yesterday. I promise it's not edited.
Just been told off for visibility pointing and laughing at this because they shoot people here. But they've prolly got a cybergun that cuts their fingers off when they pull the trigger, which is totally their fault and they still love it.
Bloody loved Narcos! (Binged it a few months back).
Currently rewatching The Shield. Still sublime. Highly recommend if you've not seen it.
You have no idea how many times everyone including myself (and Red as we were looking at it) have made that joke in the last 24 hours. But TBF it's still funny.
Managed to snap the mineshaft and astronaut at the base of the crater by holding my phone in front of the viewer. See alt. ☄️💥🕳️👨🚀
(Apparently there's also a crashed airplane dumped down the shaft as it was too expensive to get out the crater!)
More gratuitous roadtrip wanker pics, sorry, but holy shit, today we visited THE meteor crater and I also got to hug a doom bringing meteorite. @redqueen76.bsky.social
Giddy as a schoolboy this morning heading out to see Barringer Meteor Crater. Yeah, that one. Something I've wanted to do since I was a kid. That is all.