He/him, NSFW, talk explicitly about gay sex a lot, selfie whore, art-loving, gym-enthusiast, ex-competitive ballroom-and-latin dancing, Madonna and Kate Bush fanatic. Abuse survivor. Yarm, England. Married to a👮🏻♂️BLM 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺
He sees anyone who is coming with BS. Being so used to abuse and manipulation from such a young age has honed his skill so sharp, he can spot a wrong ‘un a mile off, and believe me, TERFs are absolute wrong ‘uns!
I admire anyone who can handle TERFs, but my husband is the king of TERF handlers. He’s utterly unphased by them. Possibly because he’s experienced THE worst possible level of abuse you can imagine. Nobody can ever come close!
So try all you like, he’s seen far worse than you, ya pricks! 😆
Remember: TERFs are 9/10 never going to have the bottle to confront you physically. They are tiny creatures with no spine. Never be afraid of their outlandish threats. Nobody with an ounce of courage needs to make threats. Threats are only within a cowards arsenal
Baby, I’m sorry we didn’t realise you were lactose intolerant. Please forgive us. We love you more than anything in the whole universe 🥹😍❤️
I admire anyone who can handle TERFs, but my husband is the king of TERF handlers. He’s utterly unphased by them. Possibly because he’s experienced THE worst possible level of abuse you can imagine. Nobody can ever come close!
So try all you like, he’s seen far worse than you, ya pricks! 😆
Richie is in talks to be part of this years Edinburgh Fringe. This is exciting 🤩👏🏼
Very tearful because Richie has just realised Lulu is lactose intolerant. Lilibet LOVES cheese. She’d kill you for a bit of cheese! Naturally, we expect Lulu to love cheese too, but she doesn’t and she is so disinterested when we wrongly believe we’re giving her a treat.
It makes perfect sense! ❤️
Dear treasured international friends, this means “drunk.” See also: mortal, clattered, binned, trolleyed, pissed etc 👍🏽
Richie is having a moment because London Grammar are talking to him… bless
Awesome news! 🤩👏🏼🥰
Got talking to some proper mortal radgie lass in the Toon yesterday. She loved the girls and we chatted about them and nothing else. It became awkward, so I said ‘cheerio’ and walked off… she then shouted “SEXY MAN, WOO HOOOOO”
#Pulled 😳
Also: Desperately seeking hole
Making ‘Barlow Mudslides’
White rum
Coffee liqueur
Baileys
One scoops of vanilla ice cream
One scoop of chocolate ice cream
A little crushed ice (only if using blender)
Blend, serve.
You’re welcome 😋
Richie: There’s nothing on telly. We could do a chat…
Me: Do a chat?
Wtf? 😆
Why didn’t I post this pic for the briefs post the other day? Well I’m posting it now… so yeah, briefs 👍🏽
Not British Seniors sending me a marketing email 😱
*Unsubscribe*
Looking forward to feeling body-positive again and posting pics.
I know it will pass. That’s what keeps me sane
Yes Wes Streeting, go home and stay there! apple.news/AY3pGqSbKTGG...
Wes Streeting needed to pull out a prompt card as he recited Sir Keir Starmer’s six Labour pledges.
apple.newsInside my Love - Minnie Ripperton
100% agree with this, and in every other city
Glasgow City Council have to get rid of 400 teachers. It’s time these clubs were billed for the clean up and the police who baby sit their ‘celebrations’.
Eggs: Poached or fried
Steak: Medium rare
Milk: Semi or Oat
Alcohol: Absinthe
Hot Drink: Flat white
Cold Drink: Fruit smoothie
Eggs: scrambled or poached
Steak: vegetarian
Milk: semi-skimmed
Alcohol: cider, though I don’t drink much
Warm Drink: latte
Cold drink: Diet Coke
If you see this, post a bridge
If you see this, post a bridge
Absolutely this. Woke too… attribute things to being too woke and ill woke like it’s woketeen wokety woke!
What made me so liberal?
Conservatives
What made me a socialist?
Capitalism
The more they push, the further I’m going.
If you see this, post something yellow
Hmmm, now what do I have that’s yellow? 🤔