He/him, NSFW, talk explicitly about gay sex a lot, selfie whore, art-loving, gym-enthusiast, ex-competitive ballroom-and-latin dancing, Madonna and Kate Bush fanatic. Abuse survivor. Yarm, England. Married to a👮🏻♂️BLM 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺
Yeah, I totally see that.
It was the first time I was in LA and I took the pic because I thought it looked like the UK
Yes! A toilet can make or break a venue. I really fancy myself as an Egon Ronay level toilet critic. If a bar, cafe or restaurant etc has really nice loos, they’re way ahead of the game already. Music is something many loos fail to incorporate. It muffles so many nasty noises
I like loos… nice ones though. I particularly like the one in Piccolinos in Newcastle-upon-Tyne because it has privacy cubicles, nice soap and hand lotion AND they play classical music, which is essential in achieving the perfect toilet ambience
A big, white, fairytale house with lots of lace curtains, marble, stained glass and balconies… and lots of big flowers in the garden… and it smells of patchouli and fresh coffee
Exactly! Stop fucking shoving your heterosexuality in our faces 😏
I’ve never encountered friendlier people, apart from in Newcastle.
We live a five-min drive away, but moving to Eaglescliffe soon, when this house sells… We’ll be a five-min walk away then 👏🏼
They never do! He knows exactly what they’re after. He’s a Scrooge
Well, she’s proving once again that sometimes in life, you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you get your… toad
I thought it was black pudding for a second, and I was gonna approve… now I’m not so sure
Oh she’ll get nowt. He’ll have made certain of that, the tight old cunt
Yeah, that’s all incidentals. As long as we got Bostons and sexy men 👍🏽
If I could pick one, it would definitely be Nigel Farage shitting himself to death live on Question Time 👏🏼👏🏼
Ah okay, gotcha… trying it out?
Well I hope you both enjoy it then 🥰👍🏽