Caela Argent, Arcane Antagonist
@caelaargent.bsky.social
Hi. I'm Caela.
21 | Furry | They / She
PFP by Distressed Egg
Occult Enthusiast, Plural System Host, Red Fox, Bi Enby Supervillain and Writer of Weird Shit.
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I gotta stop doing court advisor work for these Philosopher-Kings on LinkedIn, bro, my new boss asked me if I can "make him a gold horse" and I asked if he wanted a statue or what because what the fuck does that mean, and he just gave me the cunty eyebrow smirk and said I was "unwise".
My DMs are now opened to mutuals and followers!
Come forth and show me cool stuff you found and also all that other stuff you think I need to see for some reason!
it's the game that proves that mascot horror can be taken seriously as a genre. Assuming the team sticks the landing, of course.
I am tentatively hopeful for the game's prospects. There are very few games that are worth sitting through the end credits for. This is one of them.
The fact that Mascot Horror is so very much Not My Thing should be taken into account if anyone considers playing Chapter 1. It is worth your time. The quality of writing is on the same level as Portal 1. I AM NOT KIDDING.
There are technical issues and a few QOL bugs, but aside from that...
I have now played Indigo Park.
I would kill for him.
This meeting could have been a lovely frolic in a picturesque field
This meeting could've been a paperback copy of ATP 3-20.16: Mobile Gun System Platoon
It always has a "regional management is visiting today, so everyone look busy" kinda vibe
They should invent a food that doesn't cost money.
I went to one of those for my 21st and they deliberately mixed my "Perfect Margarita" wrong to try and get me drunk.
Me: Hey man, I gotta head out for work. You cool if I leave you here alone?
The Wizard Paracelsus, taking the fattest huff off a bong on my couch while watching 'How It's Made': Oh ho! What wonders the twenty-first century has!
Me: Eh. Have fun, my guy.
To be fair, it is EQUALLY possible he just doesn't understand what he just did. An NPC has never become self aware before, so why would it do so now?
From what we see of Caine, his immediate response to any problem outside of his knowledge or control is to just immediately remove it.
Abstracted player? Put them in the cellar.
Half-developed exit door? Just don't tell anyone you made it.
NPC goes self-aware? Delete it.
From what he says earlier in the episode about having built a "new AI", I don't think he was expecting Gummigoo or anyone else to have become self-aware. Past NPCs may not have been as adaptable to the degree where they can function as players.
Deleting Gummi was maybe a spur of the moment choice.
I hope that rich bastard can never bear to meet the gaze of his reflection in the mirror.
he's only five years older than me.
snarling, screaming, gnawing at the bars of my enclosure.
Mr. Beast is only 26. I'm going to walk into the ocean.
Also thanks for giving away 25 fire hazards and a paperweight.
No, that's a parenthesis. Parasocial is the apparent displacement of an object when viewed from two different lines of sight.
No, that's a paratrooper. Parasocial is a type of punctuation used to denote asides or brief elaborations within a piece of text.
*cracks knuckles*
"Time to post another solid 7/10 banger on a microblogging platform full of trans girls."
Me, falling asleep at my desk: snork... mimimi... snork... mimimi
The Despicable Rodents rigging up a system of pulleys to drop a brick on my head: huehuehue... your time is nigh, furless one!
KISS poster in the closet that contains Gene Simmons' soul, like in The Picture of Dorian Grey: 😝
I don't think they genuinely intended any offense, but that is an explanation and not an excuse for their actions.
I certainly hope that the Moderation team will hold themselves to a higher standard in the future.
Completely understandable. Personally, I apologize for what happened. It was entirely unfair for you.
Please take care of yourself.
True Honorable Earnestness: Chapter 3
From the scientific experiments of the Winter Corporation emerge three figures that have a massive part to play in future events...
Mind the CWs, and enjoy!
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Permanent ban from Ordo Templi Orientis campus after I kept asking if Aleister Crowley would have been an Eridan Kinnie
I don't think I have any issues wifh eye contact *normally*, but being FORCED to retain eye contact makes me panic a little.
Look at this schmuck! He's living in a world of signs without any genuine signifier! Everyone, point and laugh!
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Hey y'all. I really hate to ask for help, but I have an HRT appointment coming up and it looks like I'll have to pay out of pocket. Any help would be appreciated. 💙💙💙
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The second highest score being PALADIN of all things definitely is making me pause...
Took that D&D Personality quiz that's been going around.
I'm sure this answer will surprise nobody. x3
Hang on, I forgot to add alt text, my bad
xP
75% Paladin is *PROBABLY* Leanne peeking in...
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Getting blacklisted from University grounds for putting my coffee mug right under the chemistry labs' pitch drop experiment right as the next drop falls.
She deserves a legacy as the Andrew Wakefield of Trans Healthcare.
Making an outerwear brand marketed towards Fallout ghouls.
I'm calling it "Post-Nasal Drip".
Spotify is getting awfully bold for a website that can easily be replaced with torrented mp3s.
Going up to netflix hq and spreading glitter over the desk of whoever canceled Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance.
Takes the Potion What Turns You Into Lich and it's revealed my skeleton body has bone ears and bone titties and bone dumptruck ass.
Scientists have discovered planet of Big Soup. Observatory director declares it "the bigggest goddam. SOUP you ever seen in your life".