Coach Finstock
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Football. Basketball. Democracy. Cream cheese.
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Could send Marty back to 1985 like 25 times.
from basically nothing to more than 30 gigawatts in four years. insane!!
This is it right here. All the people saying "it's no surprise he says that word" is EXACTLY what Trump wants. We're really gonna normalize that term? That it's par for the course for a Presidential candidate? For ANYONE to say?
Also, even though it won’t have any effect on the cultists, the n-word story will break or suppress the rationales a lot of marginal voters were using to justify their vote. Increasing the disgust for Trump is still good! And pointing out how whackadoo his coalition is: also good!
Trump: If they're smart, they'll say 'not guilty' but a well-hung jury is just as good
Blanche:
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I swear that this piece of stupidity is really currently posted on Former President Donald Trump’s Truth Social account.
Since the birth of trials in America, the prosecution has ALWAYS had the last word.
The man is an ignoramus. That is a fact, not an opinion.
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Lemme get this straight. Adam McKay thinks the guy who was once married to Kim Guilfoyle could get elected.
Even if Newsom didn't suck (he does), you're giving Trump world an opponent whom you have access to every last skeleton in his whole goddamn closet. Brilliant play, Adam. STFU.
Adam McKay saying he'd prefer Gavin Newsom to Joe Biden suggests 1) he's a dumbass rich guy, 2) it's not about policy.
Um holy shit
Absolutely insane shit from behind the scenes of The Apprentice.
For 20 Years, I Couldn’t Say What Donald Trump Did on the Set of The Apprentice. Now I Can.
The con we pulled on America just won’t die.
slate.comAbsolutely insane shit from behind the scenes of The Apprentice.
For 20 Years, I Couldn’t Say What Donald Trump Did on the Set of The Apprentice. Now I Can.
The con we pulled on America just won’t die.
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One of my favorites and it's not a guilty pleasure. Style up the wazoo, really fun cast & performances (the only person who sucked, surprisingly, was Lorraine Bracco who usually kills it), and it looks gorgeous. Adrzej Sekula killed it.
Soundtrack had early Prodigy, Orbital, Underworld, Carl Cox. 🤌
Can I do even more work for less money? Watch me!
this has to be the least compelling pitch of all time
Stellantis CEO says $25,000 Jeep EV coming to the U.S. 'very soon'
The importance of an affordable EV has grown more apparent as Chinese automakers such as BYD and Nio grow their sales outside of China.
www.cnbc.comTrump's entire existence:
Heat, but it's Neil pulling up his phone to open the Blackwolf app after Dennis Haysbert gets shot during the bank job
Blackwolf is a new ride sharing app that has all of the same problems of the old ride sharing apps but also your driver has a gun
This is my little league career in a nutshell
Mets pitcher just gave up a homer to Ohtani, got tossed by the third base umpire, then threw his glove into the crowd.
🫡
Am I the only one who thinks this one of the scariest things Trump has posted? Flaunting the fact that separation of powers is bullshit & he's got a guy who will do ANYTHING he wants sitting on the highest court. Including supporting the overthrow of the government, and soon, rounding up dissidents
Wut. AI FOR FACT-CHECKING is how we got glue cheese pizza and still-alive-with-a-degree-from-UW Madison-in-1993 John F. Kennedy
I never realized George Costanza and Reed Richards were in Mary Worth
Lmao. So is The Verge gonna write a retraction to this now that their parent company just got in bed with AI
I love knowing so many writers who either don't have jobs right now or are severely underpaid and then seeing this
Gotta say all of Bluesky is on a heater right now with the Alito wife flag shit. Loving it all. Keep that shit up.
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youtu.beI totally forgot about Joe Millionaire. They also did that fake Big Brother called the Joe Schmo Show and two of the fake castmates were Kristin Wiig and David Hornsby (Rickety Cricket pre Always Sunny).
Mick Foley, back as commissioner, has decided there will be an I Quit match between the Justice and his wife
If you watch the video, it's amazing. The judge says "so he's driving with a suspended license" and the defense attorney says "those are the charges" and the judge is like "no he's doing it right now" lmao
I'm 100% sure Jesse Watters won't do a 12 part series on this
It's positively beautiful that all-time racist Ty Cobb is now second to Josh Gibson in career batting average in pro baseball apnews.com/article/negr...
Josh Gibson becomes MLB career and season batting leader as Negro Leagues statistics incorporated
With a .372 batting average, Josh Gibson surpassed Ty Cobb’s .367 when records of the Negro Leagues for more than 2,300 players were incorporated after a three-year research project.
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Rubbing everyone's face in it. Trump knows he and his court run the country. Who cares what the legislative body does when you have control of the people "interpreting" the law.
Trump doesn't need the MTGs of the world if he has the court. Bring your case to Kacsmaryk, then the 5th, then SCOTUS.
Jerry Seinfeld, famous for being obsessed with Superman and sneakers and dating underage girls and making jokes about airline food, has thoughts on real masculinity
Jerry Seinfeld Calls For Return Of Dominant Masculinity, 'I Like Real Men'
Jerry Seinfeld's calling for the grand return of dominant masculinity -- even though, he ironically acknowledges he's not exactly the poster boy for that trait himself.
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'And that's why I had my balls laminated. Can I buy you a drink?'
Mr Trump, is this a photo of you from Halloween dressed up as Tommy Lee Jones playing Clay Bertrand painted gold in that gay group sex scene from 'JFK'
Prosecutor: Is it true you have a photo of a gold plated Roger Stone?
Trump: No why would I have a
Prosecutor: I'd like to enter this photo into evidence
Guy: I'm a stay at home Dad
Conservative: You cuck
Alito: my wife wouldn't let me turn the flag right side up
Conservative: Women amirite
Justice Alito has sent a three page letter on his household’s flag practices to the Senate. He again blames his wife and says he won’t recuse himself from any cases.
Here's some fucked up shit. When Wells Fargo Auto Finance contracted our ad firm (2008), we did a huge run of sub-prime loan adds for people underwater in their current cars to buy heavy duty trucks (targeting contractors etc who used the shit out of their vehicles) knowing this was the case.
Bloomberg says a near record 25% of all crashed cars are being totaled now (5x higher than in 1980), largely due to how expensive newer cars are to repair and how fast they depreciate. If you’re underwater on your car loan, an otherwise normal crash could really financially ruin you
The Rise of the Disposable Car
Salvage auction firms like Copart are benefiting from more vehicles being totaled, but auto owners risk a less pleasant outcome.
www.bloomberg.com"My character can bleed but she won't get naked" every guy playing Mortal Kombat in 1992