dmark

What Democratic elected official has legitimized him?

I can appreciate that. I would get a squeeze bottle (like a ketchup dispenser) with a cap and take that with me to the laundry room.
I use this product. It’s great.
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Never understood the appeal of soap pods

$10 each, right?

Part of this is for servicing. Service techs don't have the knowledge or equipment to diagnose problems. Factory trained techs can assess the situation remotely.

The Greatest Generation got to be great by killing every fucking Nazi they could lay their hands on.

How to find out if it’s a war crime (MAGA edition):

They deserved it.

Oh, Krusty, he’s never going to pick you!

Went to the Neighborhood Bar this afternoon as it was cool and rainey. It was full of bikers!
Well, actually bicyclists.
As they were getting ready to leave, the bartender came out with a laundry basket. It was full of their jackets that he had dried in the dryer in the back.

Which would have done no good as CD players weren’t introduced until 1982.

It's not that bad but it's a warning to younger people that the sun is not a friend to your skin.

We ALL deserve a cupcake.

the constitution, in his view, does not recognize the existence of racial inequality

Recognize it?!? It fucking legalizes it!!!!

You are just making this shit up to fuck with us.

At 72, the doctors keep cutting pieces out of me that had too much sun when I was younger.

Heritage Foundation
If Trump was elected tomorrow, everything would be in the green.

And the problem is.....?

Impossible!

Something I wrote 17 years ago.
dmark-flyover.blogspot.com/2007/07/road...

When I was a child, fireflies were everywhere. Some times we would smear one on our skin and it would leave a glowing mark.
I foolishly showed this to a child years ago and they went running, crying to their parent.

No such thing!

Best bike tire story: I was riding in Northern Wis. The black flies were vicious. It was OK if you were moving but deadly if you stopped. My GF’s bike got a flat tire. I released the wheel, and ripped the tire off. Found the leak, patched the tube and reassembled the bike in like five minutes.

Asinine in the first place because car tires require large, expensive equipment to repair/replace.
Bike tires can be repaired in minutes with a minimum of equipment.

Redid mine 18 months ago and still look out the window and think “nice!”.

Seems like a good way to spend an evening.

Hey, if you can’t fuck over a few minions, what fun is there running a company?

Are the ghost cats familiars?

My Fitbit links to my phone. I don’t even have to pull my phone out. Just swipe to wallet and tap the scanner with my watch.

Google pay does that too. I know that a card I tried to put in was rejected because “the issuer does not support Google pay”. The issuer must supply that info.

Hey, you don’t get rich by overpaying for services.

Why do I not believe she had blond hair?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tlW...

Shoplifting

From the infamous John Waters film Pink Flamingos. Divine steals a steak.

www.youtube.com

I blame Trump

Joe Jackson called it.

Somebody say I'm crazy
Walking in this neighbourhood
Say you can't be too careful
But that won't do no good

I'm no one special
But any part of town
Someone could smile at me then
Shake my hand then gun me down

Now that's an algorithm!

Nice knob.

Extra points for the Garbage poster.
(Duke is a friend)

"It's a big club and you ain't in it"
George Carlin

Are they lost?

Meal Team Six

Have you tried turning him off and on?

Nice hat.

Only his career did.

They seem nice.

No, I like people who get off.

You have current friends who have been convicted of 34 felonies?

I was at the Neighborhood Bar and announced the verdict. Everyone (except for four dour looking guys) cheered.
The bar owner bought a round of shots to celebrate.

I swear that I have never had a Heineken that wasn't skunky.