Arabella :3

Imagine trying to hook up with someone in the 1700s but a redcoat demands quartering in your house right before you get to fuck

Chairman Gonzalo pls come back

Gun ppl, is a G19 a good first gun to buy or is there a better option?

Easier to keep the response short & just thank the person

Can't put myself down, but also can't brag about myself... delicate balance. Very easy to mess up

For me, responding to insults is easier than responding to compliments

With insults, all I have to do is laugh it off or yell at them or something

With compliments, I usually smile in an uncanny way for about 5 seconds then awkwardly say "thank you"

I like cheap makeup because it feels cuntier

I like them 😔

Imma try to get a G19 because I think those are good. It'll be tricky tho because I can only buy pistols from private sellers & not licensed firearm dealers

Probably getting a gun soon. Just gotta save up some money & wait until I can move into my apartment.

Dog magician or newspaper salesperson 🤔🤔

You don't even have to hit the gym. Go on walks if that's your thing. Start a labor-intensive hobby like gardening, dancing, or climbing. Pick up a team sport (will be good for community-building as well). Find anything you can do to keep yourself in shape

Communists pls start working out if you don't already. Not in a "there's a fash hitting the gym. Are you? 😈😈" way because it's a larp + we have guns for that anyway

Start exercising because being in shape makes organizing so much easier and you'll be so much more helpful

You can tell a lot about a self-proclaimed socialist by the way they talk about the American Revolution

"I'm not a LIBERAL. I'm a LEFTIST" then they go on to describe their ideal society & it's just social democracy but they have a revolution first

I love seeing a person with the hitler youth haircut and getting to guess if they're a nazi or a lesbian

They exist btw I've seen them. I promise I'm not making them up

I need a lesbian tboy bf with Bob Dylan swag who knows how to get it down awesome style

Babe what's wrong? You've hardly touched your rap snacks

Damn, brother. You got the whole phalanx joyous

It's easy to say "the good guys win every war because history is written by the victors"

It's a lil harder to say "the good guys are always in my friend group because local drama is written by the people l hang with"

Reading about lesser-known marxists is like: "worked tirelessly for decades organizing against capitalism. Was killed by the police while feeding lunch to poor children"

Reading about lesser-known anarchists is like: "started a mail bomb campaign. Never killed anyone. Injured a mailman once"

"What are you gonna do this summer?"

Same thing I do every summer: try to take over the world

10/10 would be a couch for the cat again

The funniest thing to happen to me recently was when I was at a guys apartment to hook up. I woke up the next morning and felt something heavy on my chest. At first I thought it was his arm, but then I opened my eyes to see his cat sitting on me and staring at me

The ukraine flag in the name 😭

Idk bro. What do you think?

I love this pic of Lil Yachty because he looks like a Far Cry villain

The bunny is eating a lil snack 😃

Italian pizza looks disgusting ☹️

Nah. They were a pretty militant MLM group in Austin but they had some issues with dogmatism & ended up disbanding because of legal issues iirc. Most of the time ppl just criticize them because they were mean to DSA and PSL tho

My reaction when an Elden Ring fan starts talking about how they'll never play Dark Souls 2 because they've heard it's bad

tbh Maoism is pretty stagnant in TX because of the controversy around the Austin Red Guards 😔😔

You're telling me I'm gonna have to go all the way to Portland? 😰😰

What gender am I? Depends on who I'm trolling

Calling nirvana a shoegaze band around a bunch of music nerds just to feel something

I'd like to add an additional certainty to life aside from death and taxes:

Never getting the fucking lease back on your apartment

I mean the type of people who think unions always serve proletarian interests and are the most effective instrument for class struggle

I'm always suspicious of leftists who put too much faith in unions

I don't care much about school spirit, but I just learned the barnes and noble at my college sells dog collars.... I'm getting ideas

Nah I could never side with the Legion because of what Caesar says about dialectics 😔

Ordering a caesar salad at Olive Garden but using the historically accurate pronunciation of Caesar just to feel something

Nah, I saw him on a walk. He was maybe 6 feet away from the trail I was on & he was mostly unbothered lolz

They'll never listen. Biden could line every liberal up against a wall, and they'd all shout "at least things aren't as bad as they would be under Trump!" right before they're executed

Silly bobcat

Only time will tell if I'm right

I don't have any big evidence to support this, but I can see a cultural shift in the importance of certain art forms coming with advancements in AI.

I can see it being similar to how blacksmithing, watchmaking, and tailoring used to be important and profitable, but now they're mostly niche hobbies

Baked potato 🤤