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Bob Vila.

I have been pushed TOO FAR

I hope your staircase handrail ends are all cut at 45 degrees even though the stairs themselves are actually 42 degrees.

It’s just good sleep hygiene to say “whee” every time you get into bed.

I’m that one dish you end up grudgingly washing by hand because no matter how much you rearrange the other dishes you can’t fit it in the dishwasher.

My mother-in-law (94) got a visit today from one of her grade school students from the 1950s, who has been visiting her 1-2 times a year for decades. She says Mom was her favorite teacher. SHE BROUGHT FOOD.

(some techbro douchebag) I predict tech savvy men will be in extremely high demand within 2 years

Nov. 2016 was a mass casualty event. Millions of people are still limping along on broken brains from injuries sustained on that day.

Nov. 2016 was a mass casualty event. Millions of people are still limping along on broken brains from their injuries on that day.

To hear democrats tell it, the people most likely to screw everything up, and least deserving of an opportunity to be in charge of anything, are democrats.

Randomly remembering a lunatic in hs who put a V-8 engine in a Chevette. That piece of shit didn’t even have power steering, but it was fast.

Taking bids for someone to roll me up in a rug and drop me off in the wilderness

Calm down, professor. I’ll handle the relationship stuff myself and if I have a math question I’ll let you know.

At least I’m not the young man in the medical supply store today proudly telling everyone he was buying his son a wheelchair for the bullet wound in his foot

They’ll turn into IKEAs, selling modular shit you take apart when you move.

I suspected most content was just being processed for 6.1 but not mastered for it. I love the way my Kenwood uses tiny time delays between front/rear and left/right to move the listening center to a sweet spot. I want to be able to add that ability to my vintage stereo system.

I’m on the 12-lane highway of life and I’m not sure whether my exit is on the left or the right but it’s coming up fast

Ah shit, Apple uses Dolby Atmos.

Yeah, that’s true. I’m thinking more of the proprietary version my Kenwood car stereo has, which actually improves the sound quite a lot. I’ve never used the Apple version, and Dolby Atmos does nothing for me.

I suppose I could put a laptop with ProTools into the tape loop with 2 pairs of DA converters but come on

Which means I can’t use it at all to play lps, unless I first create an mp4 of them and load them into Apple Music. Bullshit.

It does improve the soundstage, but the license holders are so greedy it’s nuts.

I should be able to buy a Spatial Audio processor to loop in to my stereo, but the DRM is locked up too tight. The only affordable way around it is to use Apple Music on a digital device as a source.

I wish I could turn off that iPhone thing where if you scroll too close to the screen edge the scrolling reverses direction and speeds up.

lol no fuck you Apple

100% true, for amateurs as well as professionals.

Investigating other people is not a normal or healthy thing to do, even if it is your actual job.

𝐅𝐮𝐧𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐫 @dont.bsky.social

I. Don’t. Like. Cops. With or without badges.

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I. Don’t. Like. Cops. With or without badges.

Water is unbelievably powerful, please leave lakes and rivers alone unless you’re literally a god.

One of my all-time faves

“Capricious Horses” by Vladimir Vysotsky

Mikhail Baryshnikov in White Nights - "Capricious Horses"

youtu.be

How is beatboxing still legal?

Weird how that works

Based on the Generational Blame system, I’m pretty sure millennials are responsible for the Ukraine war.

Wishing an entire sector of the population dead based on age, huh.

It appears you’re trying to criticize western Christianity, would you like some whiny little weirdos to argue with?

Consider, if you will, this specious argument based on information so niche it has a knick-knack in it.

If you would do one thing I consider bad, it’s reasonable to assume there’s really no bad thing you might do, given the chance. Therefore my policy of shunning all flawed beings is actually healthy and smart. You see. Mhmm.

I just realized that’s mama sitting on some eggs

Little dude hanging out in the rose bush waiting for lunch

Ah yes, Memorial Day. You gotta love a holiday that tries to wrap up everything that’s good and bad about humanity in one incredibly messy package.

There’s a reason the button you use to abort a post says “cancel”

His allies are all leaning into disrupting the vote, which seems to indicate they know the outrage factor is worn out.

Fear, rage and hate are energy-expensive.

Life happens, people get tired. They have to refocus to deal with personal matters. They get sick, maybe they die.

Trump has reached the limit of what he can do by burning up people’s energy reserves. Cheating is all he has left. It won’t be enough.

Enough sprinkles and showers. I need a rain that beats my ass and makes me regret my bad decisions.

I was forced to hear 2 hours of Jeff Dunham today, and I knew he was an unfunny racist but holy fuck his entire act is just punching down now.