artist | musician | writer | philanthropist
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rhode island's #1 poster
true. what the fuck even goes on in like, amherst. or new hampshire.
putting michael buble in a washing mashine and watching him drown>>>
if i was him i would have just taken the bus because its free (at least it was when i visited last summer)
theyre challenging my assertion that gas prices are based on vibes but i know the truth
im also a cis guy but im starting to feel like maybe valerie solanas made some good points
i went to outback steakhouse and got the crocodile drink that comes with a plastic crocodile toy. the newest addition to my creature shelf
like im actually signed up for the red sox student tickets program and they dont contact me this much
its so funny how often the phillies email me about buying tickets. "pleeease travel 275 miles to see a game. come onnnn you know you want to watch a baseball team thats actually good 🥺🥺🥺"
im just a little guy and also its my birthday
palm trees grow by taking water and nutrients from the soil, ,carbon dioxide from the air, and energy from the sun to make more plant cells
damn thats way better than my natural magnetism that has me covered in paper clips all the time
got my car back from the shop and they changed the clock to pacific time for some reason. 10/10 immersion really makes me feel like @juicysteak117.gay
shoutout to monster hunter rise for having the basic starter weapon be one of the coolest designs ive ever seen. the big blade is actually the sheath for the smaller one its so sick
i mean theyre two "amphibious men" who live together and love each other and also the author was gay so... yeah
*does a flying spin attack, dealing 563 points of damage directly to my opponent's taint*
long island has the highest hitler particle concentration of any landmass on earth
when this happened to me a couple months ago i was like "sweet now i dont have to share the mozzarella sticks"
🚨🍩IT’S NATIONAL DONUT DAY! GET A FREE DONUT WITH ANY BEVERAGE PURCHASE
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hey ben, first time long time. listen if you do this could i get a show on the info wars network? doesnt even have to be prime time. i have zero experience or qualifications which means you can trust me because im an outsider and not a phony corrupt career tv guy
cricket is just "what if baseball was dumb" so of course america won
slovenia you will be spared
wait wtf how are you from here and you arent rockin with the C's
if corporations are people than buying and selling stocks is actually extremely fucked up morally