I can not begin to tell you how utterly lovely @alwayscoffee.bsky.social is. Witty conversationalist and caring soul. Also nice to find someone to relate to the agony of getting your hair stuck in a car door.
You GUYS! I got to hang out with @eldritchgirl.bsky.social today, and she is a delight! Excellent conversation, good food, and much laughter.
Joy!!
Hmm yes an expensive car repair, exactly what my nervous system needed, very much in my budget, this is fine
You uh
You weren't supposed to see me doing that
Um. Can I offer you some paprika?
Premee, I say this with no exaggeration, I would legit take a bullet for you. You are one of my dearest friends
A certified banger
"…I got the ways and means
To New Orleans
I'm goin' down by the river
Where it's warm and green
I'm gonna have a drink, and walk around
I got a lot to think about
Oh yeah
Oh yeah…"
Happy 34th birthday to this Goth Anthem:
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Official music video for Concrete Blonde's "Bloodletting (The Vampire Song)" from the 1990 'Bloodletting' album#ConcreteBlonde #Bloodletting # BloodlettingTh...
www.youtube.comWow! I love going into the office every day! I cherish sitting in traffic and standing out in the rain for a train that didn't even come this morning! Just so I can go in and do work on a laptop in a different location. This is good for me, I'm told! Hooray!
Did Basil Hallward paint this
According to the Victorians, who I trust, it would certainly cure what ails me
Caffeine never works for me, honestly. I've had coffee before and then taken a nap right after. The seven cups of black tea is like my daily normal. It just is a lot
I'm hopeful the frames look good, they're a bit bigger and bolder than the current set, but a girl in FLAWLESS eyeliner wearing a corset belt and spiderweb hoop earrings told me they looked cute and who am I to argue with her! I trust you, ma'm! Pease figure out my face for me!
I tend to be fairly invisible when I go out (I'm ugly and my vibes are fucking curdled) so imagine my shock at finding an eyeglass store that had not one but TWO corp goths working there who picked out frames FOR me and rated Tim Burton films as we chatted.
What the actual fuck just happened
I would LOVE to know how I can still be so tired I'm yawning wide enough to snap my skull in two like a cheap eyeshadow compact even after I've had *counts* SEVEN large cups of black tea so strong they could dissolve a metal spoon
I have a joke about the birth of Athena but it'll just give you a headache
I have a joke about Odysseus but it’s going to take forever to bring it home.
I wonder if she knows who Strawberry Switchblade is...
Chappell Roan is like a Gen Z Cyndi Lauper and I love that for us as a society. We needed that energy.
Chappell Roan is like a Gen Z Cyndi Lauper and I love that for us as a society. We needed that energy.
You're not!!!! It was so succinctly put it took me right the fuck out
*looks at like all of black metal* Uhhhhh
Proof you should always just fucking do the thing: I skipped the Decemberists show last night (enjoy that ticket money, Colin!) and when I checked the set list this morning (self inflicted damage) it turns out they played my favorite song last night. Augh. Dang it. I was just so tired, though! Fuck
I said it once and I'll keep saying it: culture got worse when it became something only pretty people get to make. Now you have to look model ready to even be a writer, so you can do booktok. It's so fucking BORING. Look at ABBA winning Eurovision: they look normal and not like airbrushed AI
What makes anything interesting, music, art, writing... is freaks. The weirdest people on the scene. NFTs, crypto, blockchain fabulists, that scene top to bottom is the dullest, most square, lecture-you-about-markets dudes on earth. Not just not-queer but not-weird in any way at all. Paste.