Mark Taylor
@emarktaylor.bsky.social
Retired ex-pat Brit living in NZ for over 20 years.
Post jokes, cartoons and anything else I find amusing.
Bet on #sports for fun - mainly #Golf & #Tennis.
Interests include American Football (#NFL & #CollegeFootball / #CFB ) & The #Beatles.
⚽ #Soccer
A bunch of contributors on VSIN (e.g. Preston Johnson, Jeff Ma, Jason Weingarten, Rufus Peabody) invested in Crawley Town a couple of years ago and today the club won the playoff at Wembley to win promotion to League One with Wrexham.
⛳ #Golf
This was yesterday when Vik started to make his move - but was still a gazillion shots behind the leaders ...
🏀 #NBA
Via NBA on TNT @nbaontnt.bsky.social T
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4h
The two greatest words in sports: GAME SEVEN 🔥
@Timberwolves vs. @nuggets
📺 7:30 PM ET | TNT and @SportsonMax
🏀#NBA
Via ESPN @espn
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Breaking: Josh Hart and OG Anunoby will both play for the Knicks in Game 7 vs. the Pacers, sources told @wojespn .
#GiantMilitaryCats
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2h
Taken from the periscope of a Norwegian Ula class submarine
🏈 #NFL
Via Robert Behrens @rcb05
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1h
The last time each Dallas-area team advanced to their conference/league championship:
Mavericks: 0 days ago
Stars: 1 day ago
Rangers: 208 days ago
Cowboys: 10,352 days
🏈 #NFL
Via Jon Machota @jonmachota
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Last time Dallas’ four major sports teams reached the conference/league championship round of the playoffs:
Mavericks: 2024
Stars: 2024
Rangers: 2023
Cowboys: 1995
I know. I'm still in shock.
I was expecting them to continue their losing streak after the Dallas fiasco last night and the Boston one a few days ago.
🏒 #Hockey #NHL #StanleyCupPlayoffs
No goal.
Goalie Internference.
Here we go again. Will Toronto get one right tonight?
🏈 #CFB #CollegeFootball
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3h
@BunkiePerkins, I was watching the hogs play A&M and this guy's name came up. I couldn't think of a better Aggie name
⛳ #Golf
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3h
Scottie Scheffler finds cash and a letter buried by his inmate friend near the base of an oak tree
⛳ #Golf
Via Carolyn Zacharias @heycarolynz
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16h
"are you wearing-"
"the damaged pants beyond repair? yeah, I am"
⛳ #Golf
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26m
Like most felons, Scottie is having trouble adjusting to life as a free man right now.
🏒 #Hockey #NHL #StanleyCupPlayoffs
Via Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC
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12m
Official explanation from Situation Room. I thought it would be a goal…my post-season record hasn’t been great on these
🏒 #Hockey #NHL #StanleyCupPlayoffs
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Paul Bissonnette did not agree with the would-be series-winning goal being called off.
"So I don't know if that ref's got the DraftKings sportsbook going right now. But that was kind of a BS call."
🏒 #Hockey #NHL #StanleyCupPlayoffs
Via Chris Vannini 🤖 @chrisvannini.bsky.social
How is that no goal?? Stars right to be mad. Wow.
Was never in the crease, defender pushed him into the goalie.
Too scared to end a series on a review? Everyone thought it should be a goal.
#Hockey #NHL #StanleyCupPlayoffs
Call stands. TNT guys aren't happy.
🏒 #Hockey #NHL #StanleyCupPlayoffs
DAL winner waved off for Contact With The Goalkeeper.
"HE IS OUTSIDE THE BLUE PAINT!!! HE IS OUTSIDE THE BLUE PAINT!!!"
Ah ! The main play was BOS 73 getting a penalty for, I think, cross-checking the FLA player. The FLA guy was smashed up into the air (he's horizontal here). I think BOS 43 is trying to avoid getting landed on.
Boston player pushed the FLA guy in the face (he was standing there minding his own business) during a break in play and the TV guys seemed surprised the refs did nothing.
🏀 #NBA
Via Bad Sports Refs 🤖 @BadSportsRefs
The refs have *two* chances to make themselves the story on Sunday…surely they wouldn’t do that now would they?
🏈 #NFL
Via Jody Baker 🌊 🇺🇸🇺🇦🔴🟡🏈🟣⚪️ @jodybaker80
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4h
Whipped a little graphic the @Chiefs can use in their player orientation slideshow 😒
🏈 #NFL
Fast cars, commencement speeches and MJ possession. Golf next?
Via Adam Schefter 🤖 @AdamSchefter
Chiefs offensive linemen Wanya Morris and Chukwuebuka Godrick were arrested Thursday night in Johnson County, Kansas, on misdemeanor possession of marijuana.
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Chiefs' Morris, Godrick arrested for marijuana possession - ESPN
Chiefs offensive linemen Wanya Morris and Chukwuebuka Godrick were arrested Thursday night on misdemeanor possession of marijuana. They were released Friday after posting $2,500 bond.
www.espn.com
⛳ #Golf
Via deepfriedegg @deep_fried_egg
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14h
Is Scottie still boring?
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May 17
#JackBlack casually walking around Brighton. No bodyguards nothing what a legend
🏒 #Hockey #NHL #StanleyCupPlayoffs
Via hockey images that precede unfortunate events @UnfortunateHKY
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