ezra he/they
@eztbla.bsky.social
reverse cowgirl does not a top make
bought myself pimpl patches for xmas if anyone is wondering how transitioning is treating me
DID YOU REALLY THINK YORGOS LANTHIMOS WAS GONNA PICK AN AMERICAN ACTION MOVIE AS HIS FAVORITE EVER??? KILL YOURSELF
people in the comments of a top 4 movies interview letterboxd did at a premier being like "lmao sure they just picked all the pretentious ones to sound cool" pisses me off so bad "wow i haven't seen any of these lolololol" BRO IF YOU HAVENT SEEN O BROTHEF WHERE ART THOU THATS ON YOU
saltburn was interesting for sure but I was expecting some saló shit based on the audience reactions ive seen so far not just a graveyard wank and a cheeky cum guzzle
gotta stop grocery shopping while high why did I buy so much salami i don't even like salami like that
having a tremor is so embarrassing like why am I shaking profusely trying to give a cashier a twenty
slept for so long and so hard that i woke up two hours after my groceries were delivered but luckily for me it is 20 degrees outside and everything froze anyways
had 2 get patted down at airport only for very nice tsa lady to b like "ah.... you're just really sweaty" THANKS MA'AM
read the elliot page autobio n it made me so happy to b alive and a little transgender with it :)
waiting in the lax baggage claim is just thinking about the phrase "you can't be talking like that white baby" every five minutes
got a vivid flashback to my childhood wherein my sister and i would get dolls from collectable vinyl toy shops in chinatown and take them out of the package to play with which is not what ur supposed to do w collectable vinyl toys
was having a devastating evening and then I got on a bus with no lights and it was so cool it shocked me into being normal again
scheduling as many photoshoots with near strangers as i possibly can so my ratio of thinly veiled excuses to hookup to actual shoots improves
made off like a bandit at the queer clothing swap i hosted last week
genuinely need like five more people i know on this app and i will b happy to use it daily
got a good ol fashioned sinus infection as a fun little seasonal gift from god :-[
congested once more which is the worst thing that has ever happened to me and i reeeeeeally need to get my septum fixed
im the worst roommate in the world (keep inventing new exciting ways to spill vinegar all over the bathroom)
heard andrew tates voice for the first time and laughed out loud it is insane that he just sounds like that
set a time limit for most soc med apps on my phone except this and Tumblr and im feeling oddly at peace i hate when people who say social media bad are right
life has been generally better but slightly lonelier sans twitter which means next i have to delete tiktok off my phone which should cure me of all ills and make me do things other than sit and scroll
like two weeks without twitter and i still occasionally feel the urge to post 😔
very funny to me that the only person I've even remotely come close to crushing on in the past year looks exactly like my girlfriend if she grew up in the bay area
god i wish it's unfortunately the only good gay club im pgh open past 2am (called hot mass bc it ends on sunday morning (6am))
thinking about the funniest thing someone has ever said about my appearance again (i told someone on twitter to stop being weird about sufjan stevens' dead partner)
gfs house had a water main break so party tn got cancelled which means my night will consist of a fat fuckin nap and then hot mass lmao
experiencing the horrors (unseasonal sun means lanternflies r back w a vengeance)
trying this fun new thing called going out in nature and experiencing joy
