The Friendly Necromancer
@farren.bsky.social
Artist that likes death, pirates, Lithuanian culture, folklore, Doctor Strange, and misbehaving
He/him
Need more story writers tbh
Tryin to do a world building project with my friend group to showcase my ability to work under direction and the only one willing to help develop the world's cultures is the writer )x
What is earth, if not a giant vehicle doing doughnuts around the sun?
When I was a kid in WA I never saw morels. When we moved to IA I walked outside one day and immediately came back inside and asked my mom why there was a penis growing in the yard.
Now I'm back in WA and work in a place that sells the penises for $14/lb.
It's a good story. I'm glad you got to know him, so that you would have this story to share. Sounds like he was cool to hang around with.
I'm honestly kinda envious. I know I shouldn't be, but I often find myself wishing I had wild stories to tell from a wild life. (and then I talk about stuff that's happened to me I can tell by the looks on peoples' faces that maybe I've had a wilder life than I realize.)
Because of this there is currently only one electric scooter available for disabled customers to use.
Exact address is 3515 Bridgeport Way W, University Place, WA 98466
Hey if there's any disabled folks in Tacoma area who want to cause Problems for an asshole: The elevators at the Whole Foods in University Place are busted and I offered to bring up the electric scooter that's stuck in the lower level and the front end manager refused to let me.
I wish there were a trans flag I could use that doesn't have pink on it, myself
Whoever said there's no such thing as a stupid question never worked retail
A customer asked me what the difference was between a seeded watermelon and a seedless one today
There is nothing honourable about me, sir, I am pure evil
When I have a migraine at night, pain meds are the only way I can fall asleep. And good lord do they knock me the fuck out. Don't take them dry thought.
What helps me get past the bad feels it gives me is this quote by CS Lewis:
"When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."
Weird this pops up on my feed just now, coincidently I was just thinking about people treating me the same. Though they don't do it as much with my choice of art subjects so much as the fact I have a ton of plushies and action figures.
He's quite detestable.
Wonder if they based him on anyone in particular.
Numbers (I Can Only Count To Four)
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youtu.beDon't really got a question, just a wish that people would stop telling folks yall are dangerous to be around. It limits peoples' ability to learn new things and makes the world a worse place for schizophrenic folks.
Growing up, my mom told me schizophrenics (or paranoid schizophrenics as she called them) were all dangerous, but my few experiences with yall as an adult is that at most you just wanna be left alone, but mostly are gentle as heck. -
Grain bins are more deadly than gators
(Literally, just looked it up. Gators get an average of 6 fatalities a year. Your buddy corn up there - or rather, grain bins in general? 24 fatalities in 2022.)