๐๐๏ธโจโฑ๏ธ Flighty Buttlass ๐๐น๐๐
@flightybuttlass.bsky.social
I can't wait to get those Young Bucks samples in~
I'm proud of my middle sister. She's coaching softball at Southeastern Louisianna and their team is holding strong in the college world series ๐ฆ
seeing a drawing of Falin as Rose Quartz and Marciel as Pearl just did toxic damage
realizing that swimming laps is the one workout I can do while drunk is setting a dangerous prescident
paying off my credit card and starting therapy makes me feel like I could also get my wisdom teeth removed this year. Just keep the train rolling.
I think I can boil down my favorite kind of food to "anything with a dipping sauce." If it has a signature sauce on the side, I would kill for it.
I wanna eat hot dogs and/or ramen ๐ญ๐
I don't hate the male lead of Maiko-San Chi No Makanai-San for getting in the way of yuri, I hate him for aspiring to be a chef despite never having cooked in his like just because his crush is a chef
I fucking love Torchys sauces to death
my friends let me take home all the leftover sauces after a Torchys night and then I have them on homemade tacos and it makes me happier than anything else I know
its a shame that NWA is dogshit bc he's always philosophically belonged there
look at who they already have who're doing Ricky adjacent things. Is he going to break out beyond them just because Cody and Punk like him? Thats one thing I think ppl are forgetting, its that even without Vince around, no one but Roman is calling shots at the top of the card. Thats an AEW luxury.
I think Ricky is cool as hell, but people are diluting themselves if they think he's going to do anything of substance in the WWE, if he even makes it there
not me realizing that if these go well I'll probably be compelled to do Kenny and Ibushi versions
the devil works hard, but the factory employee trying to get me to pay for plush samples 10 minutes after I message them works infinitely harder
Minky Keychains, do not separate
dreamed that I saw George W Bush at an AEW show ๐ค
a girl used her per diem from work to treat me tonight
I don't pay on first dates ๐โโ๏ธ
I have a hair appointment in an hour, I really didn't think this through
cried on just the consultation phonecall, I'm about to be so good at therapy ๐
damn I'm actually looking for a therapist
just remembered video games exist, maybe I'll do that instead
yeah, the Man Scout Jake Manning. He works for AEW merch, but has only wrestled, like, a couple dark matches
damn I'm actually looking for a therapist
passing over Stu and Uno as legit contenders is one of AEW's biggest blindspots (influenced by tragic know-nothings online) and would have maybe kept whats been happening to the DO these past 2 years from happening, or at least made it less sad and weird
the "THIS BUSINESS"-ification of the tag division is what kept guys like Best Friends and SSB from being real contenders
the AEW tag title lineage would be more interesting and well-regarded if FTR never came to the company
I'm seriously at my limit
Pizza Man is Luigi Primo, who only showed up for two very funny cameos when he was at his most viral. This person is mad at nothing ๐
this is so funny. Who is scout dad, did they just combine Dan the Dad and Jake Manning?? Do they think Luigi Primo is signed? Is Wardlow a comedy act to them??
reading comments about Danhausen in AEW and this list took me out, why did Wardlow of all people catch a stray?? ๐
she was raised by a single dad who was stupidly overprotective, but she would always sneak out to go to alt kid meetups or raves with her cousin. She decided to go into wrestling when she realized she could do high flyer shit better than most men.
fun fact about Dani, she was a high school cheerleader before starting wresting, but like the cool, edgy cheerleader who had a tattoo and hung out with different, weirder cliques. But she really likes pushing herself physically and gave cheerleading her all, just like she does wrestling.
I liked drawing my OCs this weekend
them getting torched by Al Roker on that red carpet ep also feels like the weirdness of fate working as intended
the Mcelroy brothers becoming shoot friends with Jimmy Buffet feels like the universe giving a playful wink and nudge
I'm not mentally or emotionally prepared to finish my King of the Hill rewatch this week *-*;
middle sis: corporate babyface
middle bro: thought to be an eternal babyface, finally turned heel
youngest bro: major slimy heel, legendary promo, the MJF of the fam
baby sis: the young, cheeky babyface thats disrupting the hierarchy
is my family member a heel or a face:
Dad: babyface, but everyone has given up hope of him getting a W
Mom: legendary babyface when she's sober, go away heat heel when she's drunk
me: I'm the Chris Jericho of the fam where I switch sides as needed and I'm always forming doomed factions
I think my mom will have replaced our busted back porch hot tub by the time I get home. Just a nice bonus in addition to seeing them.
I miss my family. One month away from my trip home.
baby sis called me from Berlin, she's getting so much life out there and I'm very proud ๐ฅฒ
when 4 homemade chicken tacos don't fix me ๐๐
maybe I'll ask for a Nancy collection for christmas
today's Shaturday Morning Cartoons ep is all about how great Nancy is and is very much worth a watch