Lorna

Please don’t drink sea water: it won’t help 😅

Remember to have some water too, and have a great time

It’s so good!

I haven’t even tried it yet!

A large handsome boy

That’s a very good point

Ah, yes! Oi Frog is amazing. Especially Elephants won’t want to sit on smelly pants 🩲

The absolute best bear!

You ARE excellent, after all

Did a bit of an aul’ circle

Ah, wow! Well done you! 🎊 🎊

Hey, you beat me at Wordle and connections all the time: you have nothing to feel bad about!

Genuinely, yes! I realise that probably makes me sound like a massive nerd, but it’s really important

And it’s important to respect that! I’m literally just after showing 13YO the tea/consent video. It’s the same with tentacles

Ok, zero tickles: noted

What about when he fights King Kong?

Nine tickles?

An extremely beautiful panthera person

I’m with you on this!

Ooh, what was your score?

Massive respect all the same!

Everyone deserves a bear

It all counts!

We’ve all been there, I promise. You know E and R are good kids!

In fairness, the Destroyer is very tiny at this point! She’ll be great craic even before you can stay up late chatting nonsense

Oh, pet! It’ll work out, I promise x

It’s taken a long time to get here, but I’m happy we did!

I’m currently sitting up with 13YO, with crisps and a glass of wine (me)/soft drink (him), watching comedy videos and cracking jokes. It’s good

I don’t think it’ll ever happen again tbqh! If I get under 30 seconds I’m usually doing well

Genuinely don’t know how I pulled it off!

I can’t quite believe it!

🫡

The stars all aligned, I think!

I am literally never going to top this

Evidence of a lorge boy

All I can say is that you seem like a good egg to me

Nudge nudge, wink wink

So beautiful 🥰

Have they requested bird pics?

Promise us you’ll take photos for us?

Bisexual Sky!

I grew up on Leberkäse, Frikadellen, Schnitzels and Rösti (Germany in the 80s!). It was honestly a bit of a let down coming back to the U.K. 😢

This sounds awesome! I hope you have an amazing time x

I also believe in you!

I was going to say “it’s like Leberkäse”, and then I realised that probably wouldn’t help

It’s honestly nice! It’s pretty salty so you wouldn’t want to eat lots at a time, but it’s a handy cupboard staple.

It’s a sort of bacony spam: you can either slice it and fry it, or I’ve used it in a sort of tomato/garlic/pasta situation

Oh, nice! I got some tasty looking eggs just now: we need to rendezvous in Newport for a meal!