Foxy esquire

Tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition
And yawn and stretch and try to come to life
Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin'
Out on the street, the traffic starts jumpin'
With folks like me on the job from nine to five🎶🎵

My dad, he won't quit the news

*have a cerebrovascular accident

Upston 😂😂😂

Siri, please show me the bottom of the barrel

I fear a combo of him and Bishop will make me stroke out

Look, I don't want to sound snarky but when Labour had a Budget the poll after that it was remarked upon that thy did not get a budget bounce as any do blah blah so no budget bounce for Nats will be remarked upon right?

It takes me twice as long to do that shit too but all the more determined in a way

Ground control to major poos

Yesterday HE told me I was uncool!

Then there is me, despise with the intensity of a thousand burning suns

Public service cut backs, I've been fired already

Is that Thingee having poos?

can't you move in together already, this is killing me 😭

Hear ye, hear ye, it's Three O the Clock and Luxon is still an unpopular cock

The irony is I have more passion in my little paintbrush then he has complete

Is he for Upston?

I really love how your fence posts and their shadows have a human aspect, maybe it's just me but I can almost see a row on men in silent duty

They manage to get him elected despise his unpopularity

NEW POLL: Gap Between Government And Opposition Narrows

Hey say, wouldn't a post budget headline normally be about a budget bump or tax cut bump or any kind of bump but instead they are bust - ahhh burn!

Yeah last month they came out with some rogue shit about him being up 15 points but that is mostly gone now and we hate him as ever
www.taxpayers.org.nz/nztu_curia_2...

Taxpayers' Union – Curia Poll: June 2024

Championing Value For Money From Every Tax Dollar

www.taxpayers.org.nz

I think they just tried to think of some other womenz

Ya, it's curia!

Hi yes @dimsie.bsky.social , why yes we do still hate him!

Just a bit of his personality broke off

What the planted bullshit is this?

UrbanAKL @urbanakl.bsky.social

This is Nick Mowbray, one of the richest people in New Zealand.

He likes where coalition govt is heading.

"I really do think their approach to running the country more like a business is a good thing."

He donated $250K to National & $150K to Act.

Don't be like the fucking Mowbrays.

#nzpol

5 hours ago

*small print

They wrote so many songs it completely crazy!

Yep, time for AoNZ Blue Up but in summer for the love of got

U do something 2 me that I can't explain
Hold me closer & I feel no pain
Every beat of my 💘
We got something going on

Islands in the stream
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong?
Sail away with me
To another world
& we rely on each other, ah ha
From 1 lover to another, ah ha🎶🎵

It really is good, I love a boozy dessert but also respect a dry patch

No but the imoportant thing is Carin Dann asking the hard questions so everyone can heard him doging answering

What are you bringing to the bluesky cookout ?

I am making my sherry trifle and showing you Americans how ta get drunk on dessert! (If you are Canadian I apologise, it's tricky working it out online)

FoxFux; A Fox 🔞 @immafoxnotyou.bsky.social

What are you bringing to the bluesky cookout ?

Me? No pics but my lovely turkey sliders made with whole grain mustard and Dubliner cheese

7 hours ago

I mean if Km Hill is five chillies it was still a bit butter chicken but for Corin Dann firm and tenacious

Swiped from Twitter:

@ClintVSmith
This is really good analysis by Professor St John. National has designed a tax package that favours those on higher incomes and landlords. The exact opposite of the relief for low and middle incomes that was promised.
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
#NZPol

I feel like I needed to see this today to know exactly where I wanna go with my life

yvonne lorkin @yvonnelorkin.bsky.social

When people ask me to visualize my goals, I will always come back to my saved picture of Julio Iglesias on his private jet with a bottle of wine, a bucket of KFC & an enormous cheesecake. You are very welcome to take my goal visualization as your own. It is my gift to humankind.

10 hours ago

Sexy, sexy words

The rest of the time they eat dry dust bunnies with a sprinkle of whit pepper

If I can make Tits and Vulva emoji with a new $2000 iPhone I am in

They're entitled! Yeah they're entitled alright #NZPol

Oh hey did you see Ipsos?

It was very nice when he explained to Luxon that Tim wassaname might be entitled to rent paid by taxpayers but the public don't like it

RNZ is HAMMERING Luxon on Morning Report, Corin Dann actually sticking the boot in hard #NZPol

Loved that story!

Jack White

Will the incels ever stop? You wouldn't know my gf she is in a different server

The Mighty Om! Gods I love that book lol

If they just make the book minus the outdated language it would be really good!

Guess who I am painting next?

Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you
Jolene🎶🎵